so i bought l4d for pc lol but unfortunatly even at its lowest settings it lags like hell.
now being as the demo ran smoothly i thought hell maybe the proper game will be the same, but no so aside from having no xbox, very slow internet, and a laggy pc game it seems im going to have very little to look forward to this christmas.
one of these days i'll have a hoilday that i'll enjoy with nothing going wrong or fucking up
Friday, 12 December 2008
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
Seeing Red
it fucking broke didnt it, and now i have to go looking for a bastard brown plain box cause the ups people 'won't take a box in brown paper cause they have to open it'
so my idea of sending the bastard thing back in its original pakageing, convenienly located uinder my bed, wrapped in brown paper, went straight out the window aswell as all my fun chritmas times of killing zombies and looking at lara crofts ass.
yea i said it cause if she ran backwards id be looking at her boobs and how is that anyway better, which would be if you were a straight guy but unfortunatly raccoons took my penis.
unless you can tell im kindof disapointed.
anyway we got the nativity tomorrow, so its dressing the kids in curtains and adding tee towels to there heads, and finding the baby doll with the long hair and wonky eyes
so my idea of sending the bastard thing back in its original pakageing, convenienly located uinder my bed, wrapped in brown paper, went straight out the window aswell as all my fun chritmas times of killing zombies and looking at lara crofts ass.
yea i said it cause if she ran backwards id be looking at her boobs and how is that anyway better, which would be if you were a straight guy but unfortunatly raccoons took my penis.
unless you can tell im kindof disapointed.
anyway we got the nativity tomorrow, so its dressing the kids in curtains and adding tee towels to there heads, and finding the baby doll with the long hair and wonky eyes
Wednesday, 3 December 2008
Analysis
lol!
look what i did!
wow so cool, my picture that is, not andy c's office
i wonder if they eat there own shoes?
now to think of some nasty comments to add to the blog
Kareoke
theres something about this connie talbot game that makes me want to double over laughing my fucking ass off.
perhaps it's the fact that it's site has to keep updating it's progress and that these blokes who are making the game dont look very happy with it.
i fell sorry for that poor guy who had to sing, why wasnt andy c singing, i wanted to see andy c sing.
the best thing is the comments cause it just seems like 3 of the people working on the game have wrote them.
i like the last sentance on the latest entry
'I shall be a rival to Connie by Christmas I reckon. LOL……' who the fuck writes lol like that. fullstop then lol, it should be 'I shall be a rival to Connie by Christmas LOL...'
and plus andy c never wrote his blog bit cause all the spelling is correct for example, this extract taken from andrews moan about the new NXE
omg so awesome.
let it be known im gonna keep a watch on this site...
perhaps it's the fact that it's site has to keep updating it's progress and that these blokes who are making the game dont look very happy with it.
i fell sorry for that poor guy who had to sing, why wasnt andy c singing, i wanted to see andy c sing.
the best thing is the comments cause it just seems like 3 of the people working on the game have wrote them.
i like the last sentance on the latest entry
'I shall be a rival to Connie by Christmas I reckon. LOL……' who the fuck writes lol like that. fullstop then lol, it should be 'I shall be a rival to Connie by Christmas LOL...'
and plus andy c never wrote his blog bit cause all the spelling is correct for example, this extract taken from andrews moan about the new NXE
'go MS well to be totally honest until this is fixed I really bring can’t myself to play it even after messing with my colour se7tings (WTF i can’t use the word se t otherwise wordpress crashes) on my monitor I get no improvement even putting into my other monitor yeild the same problems.'
omg so awesome.
let it be known im gonna keep a watch on this site...
Sunday, 30 November 2008
fuck titles
youd trhink years of being ignored wouldnt make me give a shit that people still do it now. but let me tell you people assuming they know what your gonna say and think there right and you are wrong never fucking gets old.
maybe its just me be overly sentimental or everyone else being a asshole but i cant talk to anybody with out them finishing my bastard sentances. perhaps i talk too slow or i have a robot voice, or perhaps everyone is a fucking mind reader because everyone seems to know what my bastard problems are and its making me sick.
i suppose i'll just keep bottleing it up like ive always done, but know whenever somethings minute and stupid happens i just want to go fucking insane and beat up whichever fucker comes into my room and looks at me wrong.
maybe its the video games maybe its the all the violent films i never watch or maybe all those bright colours i played with as a child maybe its all the fucking coke i drink but the fact remains that ive got no one to talk to who understands and even worse no one who will bloody listen.
i suppose the wall will give me the results i want from someone who shuts up and listens but what i need is the person who will listen and then understand.
i guess i could go all emo and slit my wrists and scrape my self raw with a razer or whatever but what the fuck would that accomplish. fucking oliver thinks he's got problems, my problems could fill a book, which i could sell and millions for because lord knows everyone like to read about everyone elses suffering.
now to wait for the comments to fill up and see if anyone acctually read this throughaly
maybe its just me be overly sentimental or everyone else being a asshole but i cant talk to anybody with out them finishing my bastard sentances. perhaps i talk too slow or i have a robot voice, or perhaps everyone is a fucking mind reader because everyone seems to know what my bastard problems are and its making me sick.
i suppose i'll just keep bottleing it up like ive always done, but know whenever somethings minute and stupid happens i just want to go fucking insane and beat up whichever fucker comes into my room and looks at me wrong.
maybe its the video games maybe its the all the violent films i never watch or maybe all those bright colours i played with as a child maybe its all the fucking coke i drink but the fact remains that ive got no one to talk to who understands and even worse no one who will bloody listen.
i suppose the wall will give me the results i want from someone who shuts up and listens but what i need is the person who will listen and then understand.
i guess i could go all emo and slit my wrists and scrape my self raw with a razer or whatever but what the fuck would that accomplish. fucking oliver thinks he's got problems, my problems could fill a book, which i could sell and millions for because lord knows everyone like to read about everyone elses suffering.
now to wait for the comments to fill up and see if anyone acctually read this throughaly
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
Beneath a limen
so i was thinking the other day about zero punctuations fallout 3 review. fallout 3 was made by the oblivion people, so being as i liked oblivion maybe, quite possibly ill like fallout 3. if the only change is fallout 3 has guns. when i aasked my xbox friends about fallout 3 they said fallout 3 was good, and adam wanted to prepose and have the children of fallout 3 the way he was going on about it. also asking me if i was gonna get fallout 3.
so i thought maybe i should get fallout 3 even though ive never p,layed the other ones (yes damn single parent families and there lack of money) id never played the other morrowind titles but loved oblivion. so i tohught why the fuck not, ill get fallout 3.
i like the 3's on this text type, they fall lower then the letters. 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 the other numbers dont 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 no wait, 34579 do but not 1268.
and what the fuck is with the eating and drinking of nuked foods? shouldnt they melt your insides?
by the way adam i also wants some pants but no jamas i prefer long tshirts to sleep in
so i thought maybe i should get fallout 3 even though ive never p,layed the other ones (yes damn single parent families and there lack of money) id never played the other morrowind titles but loved oblivion. so i tohught why the fuck not, ill get fallout 3.
i like the 3's on this text type, they fall lower then the letters. 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 the other numbers dont 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 no wait, 34579 do but not 1268.
and what the fuck is with the eating and drinking of nuked foods? shouldnt they melt your insides?
by the way adam i also wants some pants but no jamas i prefer long tshirts to sleep in
Friday, 21 November 2008
YAY! again, i think... i need more creative titles
I gonna get get Left 4 Dead
then its present time for people cause i cant think of what to get people when im distracted by hordes of zombies.
damn thats a bit selfish.
recently ive been a total bitch havent I, i smell a new years revolution coming along, if i could only read it i'd tell you what it was going to be.
also i got mirror's edge, it's ok even though she's supposed to be able to climb anything and everywere she doesnt, plus disarm combat works when its one at a time which is the first level. after that you fight them in groups of 5 so your pretty much fucked unless you do - slide, crotch kick, crotch punch, right hook, left hook, double punch. plus i think i went blind from all the bloom
then its present time for people cause i cant think of what to get people when im distracted by hordes of zombies.
damn thats a bit selfish.
recently ive been a total bitch havent I, i smell a new years revolution coming along, if i could only read it i'd tell you what it was going to be.
also i got mirror's edge, it's ok even though she's supposed to be able to climb anything and everywere she doesnt, plus disarm combat works when its one at a time which is the first level. after that you fight them in groups of 5 so your pretty much fucked unless you do - slide, crotch kick, crotch punch, right hook, left hook, double punch. plus i think i went blind from all the bloom
Friday, 14 November 2008
left 4 awesome!
damn that game is great
left 4 dead is probably the most funnest game ive, meaning me, myself and i have played this year.
something about the absolute randomness and over runness that fills me up with fluffy butterflies.
and there must be something about it cause since i got back from work today ive been playing left 4 deads demo level over and over again. like i said no 2 levels is the same.
for example when online me and 3 other peoples got fucked sideways when a tank appeared in the hotel room where you start, so after throwing half the building at us, and using up all our healthpacks we had to get to the checkpoint with little health
2nd time the house was empty except for 3 or 4 zombies dotted about the place, nothing till we got outside to the allyway were we attacked by a whole horde of them.
so theres 6 types of zombies
1 normal zombies who are quite gormless until you run up to them and shotgun there face off, then they turn into the zombies from 28 days later, and run, push, smash doors and climb (yea these bastards climb so fuck the higher ground tatic). when a large group attacks aswell just be ready to see anout 50 of the fuckers. also car alarms piss them off.
2: fat bastards a.k.a boomers these fuckers hide around corners and throw up on you causeing zombies to think your some freee meal with extra sauce. you can hear these fattys though before you see them and like every other fat zombie they explode when you pop there bellies
3: chavs a.k.a anarack wearing cunts who jump and pounce on you and procede to claw the shit out of you with there bare hands. when these are on you you need a teammate to give you a helping hand by shooting the chav in the face, then double teaming to keep the fucker down (double teaming optional)
4: lickers or smokers as they are called they hide some 50 feet away from you in the shadows and wait til your pretty much preocupied by other shit to wrap you up in there tongue and pull you towards them. once again your teammates have to save you, but you do get some time to shoot of a few rounds in the direction for a lucky hit. also they blow up into smoke when they die. i guess they had to cause if they called them lickers it would be ripping of the resident evil ones i suppose, but the resident evil ones were more like a whip, plus they had big ass claws.
5: brick shit house or tank. these fuckers stop at nothing to get you, knocking you miles away fromyour team and throwing slabs of pavement at some random zombies. they just kill whatever is in their way.
6: the witch, unfortunatly no nickname for her as shes a wierd little brain eater. when you hear crying its lights off, guns down and walking, walking far away as possible cause this bitch is fucking crazy.
on hard she knocks you down in one hit and expert she just kills you, shes as tough as a tank and faster then one aswell. but she does run off if you shoot her alot or if she kills the thing that pissed her off, she did this to a tank.
all the zombies fight come to think of it
oh well, i know what im getting for christmas
left 4 dead is probably the most funnest game ive, meaning me, myself and i have played this year.
something about the absolute randomness and over runness that fills me up with fluffy butterflies.
and there must be something about it cause since i got back from work today ive been playing left 4 deads demo level over and over again. like i said no 2 levels is the same.
for example when online me and 3 other peoples got fucked sideways when a tank appeared in the hotel room where you start, so after throwing half the building at us, and using up all our healthpacks we had to get to the checkpoint with little health
2nd time the house was empty except for 3 or 4 zombies dotted about the place, nothing till we got outside to the allyway were we attacked by a whole horde of them.
so theres 6 types of zombies
1 normal zombies who are quite gormless until you run up to them and shotgun there face off, then they turn into the zombies from 28 days later, and run, push, smash doors and climb (yea these bastards climb so fuck the higher ground tatic). when a large group attacks aswell just be ready to see anout 50 of the fuckers. also car alarms piss them off.
2: fat bastards a.k.a boomers these fuckers hide around corners and throw up on you causeing zombies to think your some freee meal with extra sauce. you can hear these fattys though before you see them and like every other fat zombie they explode when you pop there bellies
3: chavs a.k.a anarack wearing cunts who jump and pounce on you and procede to claw the shit out of you with there bare hands. when these are on you you need a teammate to give you a helping hand by shooting the chav in the face, then double teaming to keep the fucker down (double teaming optional)
4: lickers or smokers as they are called they hide some 50 feet away from you in the shadows and wait til your pretty much preocupied by other shit to wrap you up in there tongue and pull you towards them. once again your teammates have to save you, but you do get some time to shoot of a few rounds in the direction for a lucky hit. also they blow up into smoke when they die. i guess they had to cause if they called them lickers it would be ripping of the resident evil ones i suppose, but the resident evil ones were more like a whip, plus they had big ass claws.
5: brick shit house or tank. these fuckers stop at nothing to get you, knocking you miles away fromyour team and throwing slabs of pavement at some random zombies. they just kill whatever is in their way.
6: the witch, unfortunatly no nickname for her as shes a wierd little brain eater. when you hear crying its lights off, guns down and walking, walking far away as possible cause this bitch is fucking crazy.
- shoot her she chases you
- get too close - she chases you
- shine your light on her - she chases you
- cause a noise by her - she chases you
- shoot zombies near her - she chases you
- look, and i mean look at her for a bit and she chases you
on hard she knocks you down in one hit and expert she just kills you, shes as tough as a tank and faster then one aswell. but she does run off if you shoot her alot or if she kills the thing that pissed her off, she did this to a tank.
all the zombies fight come to think of it
oh well, i know what im getting for christmas
Sunday, 9 November 2008
blue screen of death
so now ive just had some sort of blue screen of death, with a bunch of instructions ive got to follow or something.
so im typing this incase it buggers up again.
another bloody thing on top of all the other things im pissed off about and no one will ride on a white horse to come rescue me.
and if anyone goes on about the fact they cant ride a bloody horse then fuck you because unfortunatly i seem to be a discriminating bitch lately even though shit like that dont bother me.
yeah im pissed
so im typing this incase it buggers up again.
another bloody thing on top of all the other things im pissed off about and no one will ride on a white horse to come rescue me.
and if anyone goes on about the fact they cant ride a bloody horse then fuck you because unfortunatly i seem to be a discriminating bitch lately even though shit like that dont bother me.
yeah im pissed
Monday, 3 November 2008
So...
So ive just came online to see if i had updated my blog.
yeah think about that for a second
yes this post was pointless
wait wait i got something to put. i played both tomb raider underworld and mirrors edge and lets say this both are gonna need some serious thinking over before i ask santa for them.
the momentem thing fucking up in mirrors edge is still there, plus the controls are a pain in the ass, very awkward. jump and crouch are on the same side shoulder buttons (lb jump and lt crouch or whatever) which is a pain in the ass and hurts your hand somewhat. now that could just be me cause of my wankers cramp as i had to swap the controls to the right side insted of left.
it's main colours is white red black and blue. which although nice and simple, gives off bright bloom.
combat is also a pain as you have towait for the guns to turn red before you can disarm the person trying to shoot you.
oh oh and if you fuck up a jump, you fuck up the level all together as most of these times you have to resatert the level after falling to your death.
Also in terms of what she says at the begining story (done in like cartton style animation) shes a 'Runner' who seems to deliver bombs or something but its never said.
then again this is a demo so the opening might be longer on the main game.
and tomb raider
she looks like some retarded spider now that she's actually got motion capture.
still looks pretty though lots of plants.
meh
and how the fuck can she stick to walls. im not kidding she stciks to walls now with her hands and feet. wtf is she spider woman or something. she jumps and holds herself on a wall then kicks of the wall behind her then kicks off again? wtf. i dont see the girl in mirrors edge doing that.
yeah think about that for a second
yes this post was pointless
wait wait i got something to put. i played both tomb raider underworld and mirrors edge and lets say this both are gonna need some serious thinking over before i ask santa for them.
the momentem thing fucking up in mirrors edge is still there, plus the controls are a pain in the ass, very awkward. jump and crouch are on the same side shoulder buttons (lb jump and lt crouch or whatever) which is a pain in the ass and hurts your hand somewhat. now that could just be me cause of my wankers cramp as i had to swap the controls to the right side insted of left.
it's main colours is white red black and blue. which although nice and simple, gives off bright bloom.
combat is also a pain as you have towait for the guns to turn red before you can disarm the person trying to shoot you.
oh oh and if you fuck up a jump, you fuck up the level all together as most of these times you have to resatert the level after falling to your death.
Also in terms of what she says at the begining story (done in like cartton style animation) shes a 'Runner' who seems to deliver bombs or something but its never said.
then again this is a demo so the opening might be longer on the main game.
and tomb raider
she looks like some retarded spider now that she's actually got motion capture.
still looks pretty though lots of plants.
meh
and how the fuck can she stick to walls. im not kidding she stciks to walls now with her hands and feet. wtf is she spider woman or something. she jumps and holds herself on a wall then kicks of the wall behind her then kicks off again? wtf. i dont see the girl in mirrors edge doing that.
Wednesday, 29 October 2008
Fucking YES!
yay i fianlly got my first 1000g gamer points lol
yeah i know its not a salution to world peace but fuck it i been bored and now im all happy. see these 'little' things make me happy cause i not really a ott type of person.
now i just got to complete a game that andrew has before him so i can brag about it cause i know he's gonna be like 'well i've already got 6 1000g point things'
*floats away on happy cloud*
yeah i know its not a salution to world peace but fuck it i been bored and now im all happy. see these 'little' things make me happy cause i not really a ott type of person.
now i just got to complete a game that andrew has before him so i can brag about it cause i know he's gonna be like 'well i've already got 6 1000g point things'
*floats away on happy cloud*
Monday, 20 October 2008
bump
it still didnt work even though i used a tablespoon of butter it sort of evaporated.
blergh
fuck you adam its your fault
blergh
fuck you adam its your fault
the internet has failed...
... run for cover.
why is something simple so fucking hard to find.
i want to make butterd popcorn, so logically youd think insted of oil you use butter to cook the kenels in right? WRONG. the butter never covers the popped kenels.
fuck kenels thats what a dog lies in they gonna be called corns now.
back on the subject i want to have butter flavord popcorn but cause the butter not stick to it i cant. so i looks on the internets and they come up with all these stupid recipes add maple syrp, mixed suger with the butter, mix suger syrp and salt with the butter. fucking everything else except how to cover the fluffy white with butter.
it's stupid, plus you want to see whats worse. type into google how to make salted popcorn.
How fucking stupid must you be to need a recipe for salted popcorn, you sprinkle it on.
of cousre this can all be solved with a bastard popcorn maker but who want to spend £50 on one of those things when a saucepan works just fine.
why is nothing simple, i blame men
anyway its my cousin oliver's birthday
happy birthday you fucking wanker you :)
why is something simple so fucking hard to find.
i want to make butterd popcorn, so logically youd think insted of oil you use butter to cook the kenels in right? WRONG. the butter never covers the popped kenels.
fuck kenels thats what a dog lies in they gonna be called corns now.
back on the subject i want to have butter flavord popcorn but cause the butter not stick to it i cant. so i looks on the internets and they come up with all these stupid recipes add maple syrp, mixed suger with the butter, mix suger syrp and salt with the butter. fucking everything else except how to cover the fluffy white with butter.
it's stupid, plus you want to see whats worse. type into google how to make salted popcorn.
How fucking stupid must you be to need a recipe for salted popcorn, you sprinkle it on.
of cousre this can all be solved with a bastard popcorn maker but who want to spend £50 on one of those things when a saucepan works just fine.
why is nothing simple, i blame men
anyway its my cousin oliver's birthday
happy birthday you fucking wanker you :)
Thursday, 16 October 2008
Come on, show me your rage!
I think i figured
out why im so bloody bored
all the bastard time, it's
because everything i want to
watch, read, play or do is getting
either pushed back or interupted.
It sucks balls its like being that
stupid ass donkey who'll never
get the fucking tesco organic
carrot on the stick.
plus i cant think
of anything
original coming
out at the cinema
thats funny and not a
bloody sequel to other pieces
of shit. I mean i know im limited
with what i can watch cause
human suffering does
nothing for me but
i still wanted to go
see half blood prince
(fuck you assholes i know
it will suck raccoon dick
but I LIKE THEM)
im still
expecting an anime to
be turned into a live action film soon,
opefully not one i've watched or enjoyed
cause then all hope will be lost cause
eastenders will have a film or similer
any ways on the point of violent
bloody euphoria i want
left 4 dead, dead space,
last remenant and
other things i probly forgot
no stupid sack puppet things
cause i know those bloody
things are just going to be
everywere pissing me off.
i can see evil in there eyes and
it looks like lentils.
And if you had trouble reading this fuck you
let your pissed off ness boil to the
surface! let your fury flow freely
come on, see if you can see the
easter egg i did there.
rage! RAGE!!!
Friday, 10 October 2008
I needs....
a big ass desk so i can put all my computer stuff on it.
Cause i was thinking everyone got a ps3 or wants one so i stuck on my lonely xbox 360 with no one to play with (pity me i need it, i gots no mates lol, well unless you count random assholes and halotards)
problem is, well 2 problems 1 i got no room and 2 i dont really want to buy the same games again cause theres nothing on ps3 that i want to play thats already out on 360.
also what the fuck is with tilting the wii controler to drive?!?!?!?!?!?!?
was they on crack when they thought that would be a good idea. its hard enough carrying a sandwitch on a plate thats is being balanced on a cornetto's grip part with one hand while on a unicycle.
oh wells
i want dead space
it looks nice and scary
unlike fucking alone in the dark which would have been scary if it wasnt such a great big pile of zombie ball sacks
i also wants left 4 dead
and i want andrew to get it
and i want adam to fix his 360
then i want adam to get left 4 dead
then we can all play together
cause 3somes are fun
well probly not so much for the pair that are identical sexes
well at least id be able to run away from one of them easily (ooo thats harsh *smacks hand*)
unless god gave him roket launchers or super quick legs
and why is there so many online rpg advertisments there bloody everywere
well i suppose thats it for now
hang on
i tihnk i hear a jet pack
Cause i was thinking everyone got a ps3 or wants one so i stuck on my lonely xbox 360 with no one to play with (pity me i need it, i gots no mates lol, well unless you count random assholes and halotards)
problem is, well 2 problems 1 i got no room and 2 i dont really want to buy the same games again cause theres nothing on ps3 that i want to play thats already out on 360.
also what the fuck is with tilting the wii controler to drive?!?!?!?!?!?!?
was they on crack when they thought that would be a good idea. its hard enough carrying a sandwitch on a plate thats is being balanced on a cornetto's grip part with one hand while on a unicycle.
oh wells
i want dead space
it looks nice and scary
unlike fucking alone in the dark which would have been scary if it wasnt such a great big pile of zombie ball sacks
i also wants left 4 dead
and i want andrew to get it
and i want adam to fix his 360
then i want adam to get left 4 dead
then we can all play together
cause 3somes are fun
well probly not so much for the pair that are identical sexes
well at least id be able to run away from one of them easily (ooo thats harsh *smacks hand*)
unless god gave him roket launchers or super quick legs
and why is there so many online rpg advertisments there bloody everywere
well i suppose thats it for now
hang on
i tihnk i hear a jet pack
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
yippee for me!!!
it was my birthday on saturday, which ment i got lots of nice things and also got to drag andrew around merry hill to get me somethings with his money cause obviously i can't spend mine it would make him feel bad.
anyway i thought adam had broke his wrists or fingers or something else he types with. either that or my blog has got boring, maybe i need to add boobies again.
do you want boobs?
well look at my gamer score thing in the bottom left cause ivy usually appears now and then showing her giant...snake sword.
oh well time to sweep my floor
anyway i thought adam had broke his wrists or fingers or something else he types with. either that or my blog has got boring, maybe i need to add boobies again.
do you want boobs?
well look at my gamer score thing in the bottom left cause ivy usually appears now and then showing her giant...snake sword.
oh well time to sweep my floor
Friday, 19 September 2008
Blergh...
i dont even know why im posting im so bored.
still got the wierd thing for ice, even got 2 new ice trays which are orange slices and apples...opples lol.
the other 2 are penguins and dolphins lol.
but everything seems boring for some reason in general.
blergh...
wait these ice cube trays smell nice...i might bite them *chews*
still got the wierd thing for ice, even got 2 new ice trays which are orange slices and apples...opples lol.
the other 2 are penguins and dolphins lol.
but everything seems boring for some reason in general.
blergh...
wait these ice cube trays smell nice...i might bite them *chews*
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
For the love of god...
dont eat the heavys sandvich, it's not worth it. really just don't you'll regret it.
I for one would like to keep al my blood and my spine in one piece
I for one would like to keep al my blood and my spine in one piece
Monday, 18 August 2008
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE
i finally beat you fuckers with my random thoughts. unless you lost your eyeballs or chopped of your fingers, if that was the case you could of used your tongue. but then how would you get the salty cucumber taste out your mouth. (yes ponder on that for a second).
i fianlly beat that cock eating cunt head alone in the dark, the game itself is ok when i think about it but its just those damn evil roots. its like having a brickwall slammed in your face.
by the way anyone want some shitty hentai?
andrew doesnt want it, honestly it doesnt bother me he can have all the porn he wants or lack therof.
maybe i'll watch it
HOLY SHIT DBZ PENIS
i fianlly beat that cock eating cunt head alone in the dark, the game itself is ok when i think about it but its just those damn evil roots. its like having a brickwall slammed in your face.
by the way anyone want some shitty hentai?
andrew doesnt want it, honestly it doesnt bother me he can have all the porn he wants or lack therof.
maybe i'll watch it
HOLY SHIT DBZ PENIS
Wednesday, 13 August 2008
just had a thought, part 2
i was thinking if you could tie a rope to a satalite would you be able to swing on the rope or would you pull the satalite down?
i mean nothing is holding it up there but yet it floats around the earth but if it had wieght pullking on it would it plumit back to earth. OR would you be dragged out.
also would the rope move when the world rotated (well yeah it would) but what if it got stuck on a mountin or building, would it pull down the satalite or would it pull earth of its axis or would it stop rotation all together.
hmmm
i mean nothing is holding it up there but yet it floats around the earth but if it had wieght pullking on it would it plumit back to earth. OR would you be dragged out.
also would the rope move when the world rotated (well yeah it would) but what if it got stuck on a mountin or building, would it pull down the satalite or would it pull earth of its axis or would it stop rotation all together.
hmmm
Tuesday, 12 August 2008
together in the merkiness
cause thats what it is. you are followed around by some art dealer or whatever she is, a more easy discription to class her is the annoying bitch of the game, the only realism to her is her personality is as flat as her chest.
the guy you play, edward carnaby, is your typical hero person, not giving a shit about anyone else at first, being able to get out of situations the poor other npc's are unable to, also the strange ability to find a fire extinguisher were ever theres a fire. also he's got amnesia and a big scar down his face and could well be over 100 years old but the fact his face looks like leather and his lips like snake skin (you will be seeing his lips alot) and he likes to swear in every sentance of his dialog...makes him the hero.
for all this games faults, believe me there are loads. i got the 10 mile achievement in the first driving section cause the floor was being a prick wouldnt let me drive. no seriously the floor wouldnt let me drive.
i held the button down to drive and the wheels turned but i didnt move. it was like one of those old movies where the car is still and the background moves behind the car.
so cause i didnt move i got killed by the shockwave, 3 time i might add.
another thing when you are driving through that section watchng someone else do a perfect run looks a lot more cooler then when you are doing it yourself.
gonna finish it here in case compy blows up
IM NOT DONE YET BY A LONG SHOT
p.s boobs again lol
the guy you play, edward carnaby, is your typical hero person, not giving a shit about anyone else at first, being able to get out of situations the poor other npc's are unable to, also the strange ability to find a fire extinguisher were ever theres a fire. also he's got amnesia and a big scar down his face and could well be over 100 years old but the fact his face looks like leather and his lips like snake skin (you will be seeing his lips alot) and he likes to swear in every sentance of his dialog...makes him the hero.
for all this games faults, believe me there are loads. i got the 10 mile achievement in the first driving section cause the floor was being a prick wouldnt let me drive. no seriously the floor wouldnt let me drive.
i held the button down to drive and the wheels turned but i didnt move. it was like one of those old movies where the car is still and the background moves behind the car.
so cause i didnt move i got killed by the shockwave, 3 time i might add.
another thing when you are driving through that section watchng someone else do a perfect run looks a lot more cooler then when you are doing it yourself.
gonna finish it here in case compy blows up
IM NOT DONE YET BY A LONG SHOT
p.s boobs again lol
Monday, 11 August 2008
Hmm strange...
god dam fucking computer, it like to randomly turn off for no fucking reason. most time when im doing something like writing my blog.
so anyways:
number 1: for some reason i just can stop eating ice cubes. i mean i put coke on it but i just want the ice cubes in the end. yesterday i made a glass full of them and just ate them while playing alone in the dark.
number 2: mom sat and watched a episode of ghost in the shell with me, the one where a killer is on the loose skinning women alive and getting them to watch it. Now like most people she just assumes anime is for kids but i think she was a bit surprised about the fact they do adult ones. she even said i doubt theyd show that on a real people show. which meant i guess that they can get away with a lot more then normal tv stuff.
number 3: alone in the dark. ho ho ho this game, this game really needed to be tested more or something cause it seems that it was only tested for pc. im talking about the controls cause even though its like resident evil controls (left and right turn you and back makes you step back and forward, well you get the idea), its the other crap that pisses me off. for example it took me a good ten minutes to figure out how to get out of this fucking car that dangled over a chasm. the normal controls didnt work, oh no they just let me get out the sunroof for some reason. GAH ill talk about it later
so anyways:
number 1: for some reason i just can stop eating ice cubes. i mean i put coke on it but i just want the ice cubes in the end. yesterday i made a glass full of them and just ate them while playing alone in the dark.
number 2: mom sat and watched a episode of ghost in the shell with me, the one where a killer is on the loose skinning women alive and getting them to watch it. Now like most people she just assumes anime is for kids but i think she was a bit surprised about the fact they do adult ones. she even said i doubt theyd show that on a real people show. which meant i guess that they can get away with a lot more then normal tv stuff.
number 3: alone in the dark. ho ho ho this game, this game really needed to be tested more or something cause it seems that it was only tested for pc. im talking about the controls cause even though its like resident evil controls (left and right turn you and back makes you step back and forward, well you get the idea), its the other crap that pisses me off. for example it took me a good ten minutes to figure out how to get out of this fucking car that dangled over a chasm. the normal controls didnt work, oh no they just let me get out the sunroof for some reason. GAH ill talk about it later
Saturday, 9 August 2008
GO TEAM AWESOME!
yay i came top in a ranked match!
yeah i know it's sad but i never did it before cause i pretty much suck at fps games in general but i did it! woooo!
yeah well its been a slow news week, and lost oddysey is hard. well not hard but a little bit tricky
and by the way if you still had your xbox ad i would kick your ass on soul calibur!
cause im awesome.
yeah i know it's sad but i never did it before cause i pretty much suck at fps games in general but i did it! woooo!
yeah well its been a slow news week, and lost oddysey is hard. well not hard but a little bit tricky
and by the way if you still had your xbox ad i would kick your ass on soul calibur!
cause im awesome.
Monday, 4 August 2008
HOLY CRAP!!!.......part 2
this game is fucking insane
http://www.avenyet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/boxshot_uk_large.jpg
and for god knows what ever reason i cant open a new window so i cant add picture of War tech senko no ronde.
now picture this your listening to japanese teenagers controlling mechs, having in most cases a plesent conversation, (or sometimes the good character telling of the bad on for his manners) while beating the shit out of each other with energy blades and missiles and ...... LazER GUn!s
joe's here...
so one on one fighting until the end when it changes completely and you have to fight a god damn ship or a squid machine.
the battle looks very much like this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZuidKexBQ
i kid you not
until you figure out how to do them, you are well and truly fucked
plus of course the boss has more life then you
btw soul calibur 4 is great except for the fact online play is a cow. a poor little level one, who has yet to play online to put against a level 63 in there first match.
so they balance the characters but not the player levels? twits
all lag is a pain in the ass as it takes a while for the internet to think what your doing.
http://www.avenyet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/boxshot_uk_large.jpg
and for god knows what ever reason i cant open a new window so i cant add picture of War tech senko no ronde.
now picture this your listening to japanese teenagers controlling mechs, having in most cases a plesent conversation, (or sometimes the good character telling of the bad on for his manners) while beating the shit out of each other with energy blades and missiles and ...... LazER GUn!s
joe's here...
so one on one fighting until the end when it changes completely and you have to fight a god damn ship or a squid machine.
the battle looks very much like this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZuidKexBQ
i kid you not
until you figure out how to do them, you are well and truly fucked
plus of course the boss has more life then you
btw soul calibur 4 is great except for the fact online play is a cow. a poor little level one, who has yet to play online to put against a level 63 in there first match.
so they balance the characters but not the player levels? twits
all lag is a pain in the ass as it takes a while for the internet to think what your doing.
Tuesday, 29 July 2008
omg finally! :)
this is a momentus occasion!
i have finally found a god damn bra that fits perfectly
as in... no popping out when i walk, no squeseing in to little pouches, no hanging our the side, no trouble breathing
BUT WHATEVER
they are now, both of them, comfortably nesseld in their new boobie baskets.
(_)(_) = :)
only probly with the white one is its a little bit too seethrough for my liking
i have finally found a god damn bra that fits perfectly
as in... no popping out when i walk, no squeseing in to little pouches, no hanging our the side, no trouble breathing
BUT WHATEVER
they are now, both of them, comfortably nesseld in their new boobie baskets.
(_)(_) = :)
only probly with the white one is its a little bit too seethrough for my liking
Thursday, 24 July 2008
Saturday, 19 July 2008
just had a thought
if god told adam and eve to make babies to populate the earth then that would mean that everyone would be inbred somewhat.
so i could be going out with andrew who is my long lost distant brother and my mom is my long distant sister and adam is my brother as is his girlfriend who is his sister and cousin at the same time as well as martin being related in some way which would also mean id have relatives in japan and africa (but i fail to see how that would happen as adam and eve were illustrated as white).
SO in other words i'm related to someone famous
HOLY SHIT
i am so awesome.
so i could be going out with andrew who is my long lost distant brother and my mom is my long distant sister and adam is my brother as is his girlfriend who is his sister and cousin at the same time as well as martin being related in some way which would also mean id have relatives in japan and africa (but i fail to see how that would happen as adam and eve were illustrated as white).
SO in other words i'm related to someone famous
HOLY SHIT
i am so awesome.
Friday, 18 July 2008
Good Haul
Well last day of work today before the holidays and let me tell you ive never had so many presents from the children and parents then i had at fairytales.
so far i have had
a box of malterzers
a box of feraero roches (or how ever you spell them)
a box of roses
a box of heros
a box of thorntons chocolates
and a bunch of roses
plus many thank you cards
ive only been there since april, so getting all these thank you gifts make me all fuzzy inside. But as one of the other staff members told me, wait until it's christmas.
btw nothing wrong with wii, just you were given the option to move the tourch with the right analog stick, but you never needed too. and also i want to play it so why just stay with the wii, traitorus bastards
so far i have had
a box of malterzers
a box of feraero roches (or how ever you spell them)
a box of roses
a box of heros
a box of thorntons chocolates
and a bunch of roses
plus many thank you cards
ive only been there since april, so getting all these thank you gifts make me all fuzzy inside. But as one of the other staff members told me, wait until it's christmas.
btw nothing wrong with wii, just you were given the option to move the tourch with the right analog stick, but you never needed too. and also i want to play it so why just stay with the wii, traitorus bastards
Thursday, 17 July 2008
You traitorous bastard
Poject sero 4 on the Wii, FUCK NO! That sucks mega balls.
As far as PZ3 is concerned, that game was shit loads scary. To be honest the real shit your pants stuff happend on the second play through. it got so god damn jumpy i ended up not playing it.
Now PZ1 scared me on the first section with the newspaper people, and i know the blind woman coming around the corner scared andrew (he said so). but the moment that scared me the most was when miko looked looked down the tiny hole only to see a eye pop in front of her. that scared the shit out of me. Also the positioning of the camera caused a few goosebumps for examle during one fight with the broken neck woman, the camera is constantly behind her. which is ok i suppose, but not hen her head is hanging down behind her back looking at you. The other one is when you have to take pictures of the ghosts to get secret power ups. 1 of these ghosts is 'head rolling' up the stairs. which also changes the camera when you walk past it, so full view of bodiless person.
PZ2 wasnt really that scary, not to say it didnt have it moments. such as watching the projecter films using the camera and having a 'the ring' moment with the woman in box. you knwo the first time you fight that bitch is wierd cause she walks towards you all bent over then as she attacks her hair flys back and you see all her face. plus she had a habit of sealing you in the room with her.
bitch.
PZ3 holy crap were do i start with that scary as balls stuff. in the first part where you have to take a picture of smoke stuff only to run to another place to take a picture, was never too scary, with the occasional random ghost appearing to stop you from taking the photo quicker, but this time as you raise the camera to said aera (which before looks like a nice blank wall with nothing on it) turns into a bloodbath with a ghost crying there. other moments include taking a picture of one ghost posing only when you go on the next play through for another to pop up right after. AND THAT BLOODY HAIR COMBING ONE THAT THROWS HER DEAD HAIRS AT YOU. she freaked me the fuck out big time.
probly the main reason why the damn thing is so scary is the lack of music, or sound effects, the lack of colour. Also the no blood stuff aswell. many time some of the ghosts have been butcherd by someone, but although they show the scars they show no blood. just proves you dont need blood for it to be scary.
but scaryiest thing of all...
that grandma pushing the pushchair with her one hit kill bullshit, attacing in tight corridors, lightning fastness, screaming baby popping up for the attack. sends a shiver down my spine all the time.
As far as PZ3 is concerned, that game was shit loads scary. To be honest the real shit your pants stuff happend on the second play through. it got so god damn jumpy i ended up not playing it.
Now PZ1 scared me on the first section with the newspaper people, and i know the blind woman coming around the corner scared andrew (he said so). but the moment that scared me the most was when miko looked looked down the tiny hole only to see a eye pop in front of her. that scared the shit out of me. Also the positioning of the camera caused a few goosebumps for examle during one fight with the broken neck woman, the camera is constantly behind her. which is ok i suppose, but not hen her head is hanging down behind her back looking at you. The other one is when you have to take pictures of the ghosts to get secret power ups. 1 of these ghosts is 'head rolling' up the stairs. which also changes the camera when you walk past it, so full view of bodiless person.
PZ2 wasnt really that scary, not to say it didnt have it moments. such as watching the projecter films using the camera and having a 'the ring' moment with the woman in box. you knwo the first time you fight that bitch is wierd cause she walks towards you all bent over then as she attacks her hair flys back and you see all her face. plus she had a habit of sealing you in the room with her.
bitch.
PZ3 holy crap were do i start with that scary as balls stuff. in the first part where you have to take a picture of smoke stuff only to run to another place to take a picture, was never too scary, with the occasional random ghost appearing to stop you from taking the photo quicker, but this time as you raise the camera to said aera (which before looks like a nice blank wall with nothing on it) turns into a bloodbath with a ghost crying there. other moments include taking a picture of one ghost posing only when you go on the next play through for another to pop up right after. AND THAT BLOODY HAIR COMBING ONE THAT THROWS HER DEAD HAIRS AT YOU. she freaked me the fuck out big time.
probly the main reason why the damn thing is so scary is the lack of music, or sound effects, the lack of colour. Also the no blood stuff aswell. many time some of the ghosts have been butcherd by someone, but although they show the scars they show no blood. just proves you dont need blood for it to be scary.
but scaryiest thing of all...
that grandma pushing the pushchair with her one hit kill bullshit, attacing in tight corridors, lightning fastness, screaming baby popping up for the attack. sends a shiver down my spine all the time.
Wednesday, 16 July 2008
Boring...
Either my intrest rating standards are ridiculously high at the moment or everything else is going down hill.
that makes it sound like money stuff.
well after friday, 6 weeks off to do fuck all.
I've pretty much lost all faith in CAD now and just skip to the shorties, i usualy read the news stuff aswell but that doesnt intrest me either.
I am determind to finish tenchu completely cause out of 150 mission ive done about....60 i think or maybe more. But if i can kill 6 guards without being spotted, all stealth kills, using no items, i should be able to get my ninja 5 rating. that should take what about 5 minutes per level. so how longs that? err well according to google calculater about 7.5hours.
well im already clocking 40+ hours on that game.
then maybe a nother try at gta 4. It is so hard to get into that game, i just cant 'click' with it. all the others i used to play until i got stuck, which was like in the final mission stages but this... meh.
when does SC4 come out i need to kick some fucking ass with giant swords and a real PAIR OF REAL NUMCHUCKS!!!!! lol guess what game that was out off.
go on guess and ill give you a cookie, or coffee
or fish
or BOOBS if adam gets it right
lol adam, you know if you say it backwards it say mada, which is a demon called the intoxicator, in the hindu religion.
i think its cool.
better then ettolrahc, which is basicly charlotte backwards. or werdna which means cock head
that makes it sound like money stuff.
well after friday, 6 weeks off to do fuck all.
I've pretty much lost all faith in CAD now and just skip to the shorties, i usualy read the news stuff aswell but that doesnt intrest me either.
I am determind to finish tenchu completely cause out of 150 mission ive done about....60 i think or maybe more. But if i can kill 6 guards without being spotted, all stealth kills, using no items, i should be able to get my ninja 5 rating. that should take what about 5 minutes per level. so how longs that? err well according to google calculater about 7.5hours.
well im already clocking 40+ hours on that game.
then maybe a nother try at gta 4. It is so hard to get into that game, i just cant 'click' with it. all the others i used to play until i got stuck, which was like in the final mission stages but this... meh.
when does SC4 come out i need to kick some fucking ass with giant swords and a real PAIR OF REAL NUMCHUCKS!!!!! lol guess what game that was out off.
go on guess and ill give you a cookie, or coffee
or fish
or BOOBS if adam gets it right
lol adam, you know if you say it backwards it say mada, which is a demon called the intoxicator, in the hindu religion.
i think its cool.
better then ettolrahc, which is basicly charlotte backwards. or werdna which means cock head
Tuesday, 15 July 2008
Something Wicked This Way Comes
ergh you know i started writing this blog then i went downstairs to eat my tea. so now i've forgotten what i was going to put.
oh that was it E3.
well i'd looked on the sites then thought thought fuck it cause the only things of intrest to me will more then likely be on andrews blog so i had a looks on there for all my trailers.
First off Mirrors Edge
The only problem with trailers is not showing the gameplay. Now before you say 'mirrors edge did show gameplay you idiot', i disagree what it showed was someone playing the game who was used to it. Yeah i suppose that sentance made me sound stupid but if it was to show someone playing it and talking you through it then i may have been a bit more intrerested cause from the 2 trailers ive seen although it looks nice, and original, i have a horrible feeling it is going to be boring, and at a push very awkward.
the trailers have shown someone running a set path meaning no bumps or stops what so ever. so even though she is moving smoothly i wonder what would happen if she loses her momentum. Another thing i noticed is the leap of faith jumping. when we finally manage to play the game we will be stopping at every edge of buildings to look before we leap mainly because of the first person view camera, which boils down to bloody tunnel vision if you think about it. the combat also looks like its going to be a pain in the arse cause i remember one of the develpoers saying 'guns will be a power up' or something like that. that there is another problem cause if you are getting shot at...well its like bringing a knife to a gun fight. she's pretty much going to die or seriously wounded before killng the badies. so unless the ai is a thick as shit or have there own tunnel vision eyes i fail to see how this is going to work. now to wait for the online mode.
Resident evil 5
ok, to tackle the racist squaking gofers they add a co-op with a black woman?
so as well as adding white zombies in africa (are they peace workers) they have made it even more racist cause a black woman is shooting white people OMFG!
its sad to see that resident evil is loosing what it used to be. from survival horror to just action horror. If i remember to whole puzzle solving thing and spooky aeras was what made resident evil what it was, not the action. i mean how leon learned to suplex a guy so hard it would smash there head open on impact is beyond me. but in resident evil 4 the path was laid out for you i tihnk the only real puzzle was the boss fights themselves and the gravestone one just to get an item to sell.
so reisdent evil 5, is obviously now on xbox. i mean it has co op how can it not be. i dont think they had that in mind when first making the game. so now to play the game im going to need my monthly xbox live topped up and some friendly person to play with. combat looks the same as resi 4 except he actually has to carry his boom sticks. and fucking great big knife - did you see that???
final fantasy XIIIIIIIIIII
what the fuck can i say, it seems kind of crap. i mean do you even play the game or is it just choose this and 'a hell of a long spell will come on a wipeout the enemy although it will look cool cause its a mini cutscene?'
meh
oh well soul calibur 4 will be out soon which is good - i hope to god good i mean how can you go wrong at a beat em up (looking at you tekken 4)? Eithway button basher mattie gave me a run for my money on a whoping 32 kills on soul calibur, but of course he only continued playng to annoy the hell out of me cause i tend to give up after 20 cause i look on the leaderbords and 169 is very very sad. so i thought what the hell its give me a target to beat and ith a total of 34 i beat him and stopped playing cause i really couldnt go on after that. survival gets boring after a while you know.
oh and by the way did you know at this time ony 1000 people have completed soul calibur achievements 1000% and I AM ONE OF THEM!!!!! im near the bottom though cause of my name :( but being as no one else i know has soul calibur that automaticly makes me number one.
oh i did watch the developers walkthrough for mirrors edge btw but see that moment when he acidently went up the wall?
oh that was it E3.
well i'd looked on the sites then thought thought fuck it cause the only things of intrest to me will more then likely be on andrews blog so i had a looks on there for all my trailers.
First off Mirrors Edge
The only problem with trailers is not showing the gameplay. Now before you say 'mirrors edge did show gameplay you idiot', i disagree what it showed was someone playing the game who was used to it. Yeah i suppose that sentance made me sound stupid but if it was to show someone playing it and talking you through it then i may have been a bit more intrerested cause from the 2 trailers ive seen although it looks nice, and original, i have a horrible feeling it is going to be boring, and at a push very awkward.
the trailers have shown someone running a set path meaning no bumps or stops what so ever. so even though she is moving smoothly i wonder what would happen if she loses her momentum. Another thing i noticed is the leap of faith jumping. when we finally manage to play the game we will be stopping at every edge of buildings to look before we leap mainly because of the first person view camera, which boils down to bloody tunnel vision if you think about it. the combat also looks like its going to be a pain in the arse cause i remember one of the develpoers saying 'guns will be a power up' or something like that. that there is another problem cause if you are getting shot at...well its like bringing a knife to a gun fight. she's pretty much going to die or seriously wounded before killng the badies. so unless the ai is a thick as shit or have there own tunnel vision eyes i fail to see how this is going to work. now to wait for the online mode.
Resident evil 5
ok, to tackle the racist squaking gofers they add a co-op with a black woman?
so as well as adding white zombies in africa (are they peace workers) they have made it even more racist cause a black woman is shooting white people OMFG!
its sad to see that resident evil is loosing what it used to be. from survival horror to just action horror. If i remember to whole puzzle solving thing and spooky aeras was what made resident evil what it was, not the action. i mean how leon learned to suplex a guy so hard it would smash there head open on impact is beyond me. but in resident evil 4 the path was laid out for you i tihnk the only real puzzle was the boss fights themselves and the gravestone one just to get an item to sell.
so reisdent evil 5, is obviously now on xbox. i mean it has co op how can it not be. i dont think they had that in mind when first making the game. so now to play the game im going to need my monthly xbox live topped up and some friendly person to play with. combat looks the same as resi 4 except he actually has to carry his boom sticks. and fucking great big knife - did you see that???
final fantasy XIIIIIIIIIII
what the fuck can i say, it seems kind of crap. i mean do you even play the game or is it just choose this and 'a hell of a long spell will come on a wipeout the enemy although it will look cool cause its a mini cutscene?'
meh
oh well soul calibur 4 will be out soon which is good - i hope to god good i mean how can you go wrong at a beat em up (looking at you tekken 4)? Eithway button basher mattie gave me a run for my money on a whoping 32 kills on soul calibur, but of course he only continued playng to annoy the hell out of me cause i tend to give up after 20 cause i look on the leaderbords and 169 is very very sad. so i thought what the hell its give me a target to beat and ith a total of 34 i beat him and stopped playing cause i really couldnt go on after that. survival gets boring after a while you know.
oh and by the way did you know at this time ony 1000 people have completed soul calibur achievements 1000% and I AM ONE OF THEM!!!!! im near the bottom though cause of my name :( but being as no one else i know has soul calibur that automaticly makes me number one.
oh i did watch the developers walkthrough for mirrors edge btw but see that moment when he acidently went up the wall?
Wednesday, 9 July 2008
Needs some sexy
Adam's girlfriend call Adam sexy, even if you dont mean it, he needs cheering up.
Or if she is unavailable maybe andrew should call him sexy as a complementary coment, not in a gay way (but that would be boring...to me anyway *evil grin*)
Maybe i should call him sexy but then that would mean i am stealing adam from his girlfriend and going behind andrews back and destroying Adams relationship with his family and dogs life all together and distracting him causeing to fail his unniversity course thus causing him to go on the dole meaning every two week having to go down to the job centre office to say that your looking for work when your realy not which would be cool at first cause you could go drinking every night but then who would adam go drinking with cause he'd fallen out with andrew and his other mates cause of how untrust worthy he is and holy shit my garlic bread is burning and now ive bursnt my garlic bread and its adam fault cause he wanted to be called sexy and i spent god know how long writing this bloody thing out and now i need the toilet wich will only burn my garlic bread more and i have to go to a silly eyfs training thing tonight for about an hour which means ill have to sit on my arse and listen to some bitch go on and on about childrens learning needs when i could be sitting on my arse playing soul calibur the simpsons tenchu or fucking gta 4 although i may need to start again cause all i do on it is get drunk and and drive all over the road while trying to out run coppers anpossibly just maybe learn to use decent punctuation and maybe learn to spell cause i still cant spell shoulders right it looks to funny and, and...erm i guess i lost my train of thought. FUCK IT im not reading all through that shit. Holy cow when i start i cant stop can i. Jeez. maybe ill read the first sentance.
oh right
Adam wouldnt being called handsom be more approriate? sexy seems to chav and lazy
(except for sexy he-mans, but then again heman wasnt that sexy, if you think about it he needed magic power to become sexy heman any other time he was a dork. well he is on that new and improved crap - that i watched ONLY because it was early in the morning and nothing else was on the tv...............................................DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!)
Or if she is unavailable maybe andrew should call him sexy as a complementary coment, not in a gay way (but that would be boring...to me anyway *evil grin*)
Maybe i should call him sexy but then that would mean i am stealing adam from his girlfriend and going behind andrews back and destroying Adams relationship with his family and dogs life all together and distracting him causeing to fail his unniversity course thus causing him to go on the dole meaning every two week having to go down to the job centre office to say that your looking for work when your realy not which would be cool at first cause you could go drinking every night but then who would adam go drinking with cause he'd fallen out with andrew and his other mates cause of how untrust worthy he is and holy shit my garlic bread is burning and now ive bursnt my garlic bread and its adam fault cause he wanted to be called sexy and i spent god know how long writing this bloody thing out and now i need the toilet wich will only burn my garlic bread more and i have to go to a silly eyfs training thing tonight for about an hour which means ill have to sit on my arse and listen to some bitch go on and on about childrens learning needs when i could be sitting on my arse playing soul calibur the simpsons tenchu or fucking gta 4 although i may need to start again cause all i do on it is get drunk and and drive all over the road while trying to out run coppers anpossibly just maybe learn to use decent punctuation and maybe learn to spell cause i still cant spell shoulders right it looks to funny and, and...erm i guess i lost my train of thought. FUCK IT im not reading all through that shit. Holy cow when i start i cant stop can i. Jeez. maybe ill read the first sentance.
oh right
Adam wouldnt being called handsom be more approriate? sexy seems to chav and lazy
(except for sexy he-mans, but then again heman wasnt that sexy, if you think about it he needed magic power to become sexy heman any other time he was a dork. well he is on that new and improved crap - that i watched ONLY because it was early in the morning and nothing else was on the tv...............................................DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!)
Tuesday, 8 July 2008
Not a good day
Number 1:
What in the blue hell is with my firefox internet thing. I dont piss about with the settings at all so what the fuck is with the bar and open space shit.
and now i cant add a god damn image, it wont open any other windows except the one i'm useing. *fume*
Number 2
I have now seen the most disterbing thing ever while looking for moms tv controller and it has completely uterly put me off sex for life. I tihnk i need a counciler or whatever. Its a good job i dont drink cause i would be drinking now.
so ive been pissed off and now freaked the fuck out all in the space of an hour.
by the way gta 4 is funny when niko gets drunk also the rasterfarian is funny too as i have no idea what im supposed to do on my missions until the little yellow blobs appear on the screen (racist maybe but i dont remember being told off for not understanding certain accents)
What in the blue hell is with my firefox internet thing. I dont piss about with the settings at all so what the fuck is with the bar and open space shit.
and now i cant add a god damn image, it wont open any other windows except the one i'm useing. *fume*
Number 2
I have now seen the most disterbing thing ever while looking for moms tv controller and it has completely uterly put me off sex for life. I tihnk i need a counciler or whatever. Its a good job i dont drink cause i would be drinking now.
so ive been pissed off and now freaked the fuck out all in the space of an hour.
by the way gta 4 is funny when niko gets drunk also the rasterfarian is funny too as i have no idea what im supposed to do on my missions until the little yellow blobs appear on the screen (racist maybe but i dont remember being told off for not understanding certain accents)
Friday, 4 July 2008
let me explain...
When i meant boring, it wasnt that your blog is crap it was just the short, uncomplicated way of me starting off my very long blog.
so I will add the true opening now:
Original:
Being as Andrews blogs are boring these days I thought i'd cheer people up by showing them a few things
New and improved:
Being as my hard working sexy He-man Andrew is busy working his little socks off, his depressed state is being mirrored on his blog, and so every other post is about how his evil overlord masters are treating him like a bitch. BUT TAKE HEART YOUNG WARRIOR as it will all pay off in the end when your rolling in mountins of cash with ladies queing up to suck on your 'Wii controller'
after you haVe made the best game in the world that has caused world peace, saved the rainforests, stopped pollution, loose my belly etc etc...
Yes the clock looked cool and coffee is the life juice of a code monkey but the rest of your blog is quite unentertaining to ME anyway. Which of course means mine own may have been boring for you from time to time. In fact AD had not commented for a whilemaybe i should liven up my blog with pictures of boobs and things that men like. But then i would have a novel and not a blog as you can see.
With my awesome L33t hax0r super pwnage awesome skills i found some secret team fortress 2 weapons.
so there you have it. for some reason i think the original is a lot quicker, now excuse me cause someone is wrong on the internet...
so I will add the true opening now:
Original:
Being as Andrews blogs are boring these days I thought i'd cheer people up by showing them a few things
New and improved:
Being as my hard working sexy He-man Andrew is busy working his little socks off, his depressed state is being mirrored on his blog, and so every other post is about how his evil overlord masters are treating him like a bitch. BUT TAKE HEART YOUNG WARRIOR as it will all pay off in the end when your rolling in mountins of cash with ladies queing up to suck on your 'Wii controller'
after you haVe made the best game in the world that has caused world peace, saved the rainforests, stopped pollution, loose my belly etc etc...
Yes the clock looked cool and coffee is the life juice of a code monkey but the rest of your blog is quite unentertaining to ME anyway. Which of course means mine own may have been boring for you from time to time. In fact AD had not commented for a whilemaybe i should liven up my blog with pictures of boobs and things that men like. But then i would have a novel and not a blog as you can see.
With my awesome L33t hax0r super pwnage awesome skills i found some secret team fortress 2 weapons.
so there you have it. for some reason i think the original is a lot quicker, now excuse me cause someone is wrong on the internet...
Thursday, 3 July 2008
I found it!
Being as Andrews blogs are boring these days I thought i'd cheer people up by showing them a few things.
With my awesome L33t hax0r super pwnage awesome skills i found some secret team fortress 2 weapons.
well they may not be but the medic weapons and pyro weapons were in that folder. SO! without thurther ado here's the weapons we know and love...
and now heres the 'secret' ones with wierd purple and black squares on them...
now, i know what your thinking...the graphics suck yes i know but piss off whore. anyways most are out of the old original trailer but i for one dont remember seeing holy hand grenades.
so the list of names of what i think they are or are supposed to be:
woo hoo hoo i gots a secret finding lols!!!!!! plus i fucking own as a pyro now FEAR ME!!!
With my awesome L33t hax0r super pwnage awesome skills i found some secret team fortress 2 weapons.
well they may not be but the medic weapons and pyro weapons were in that folder. SO! without thurther ado here's the weapons we know and love...
and now heres the 'secret' ones with wierd purple and black squares on them...
now, i know what your thinking...the graphics suck yes i know but piss off whore. anyways most are out of the old original trailer but i for one dont remember seeing holy hand grenades.
so the list of names of what i think they are or are supposed to be:
- lead pipe
- nail gun
- tranq gun
- grenade nail- it looks like a little ufo
- tntcluster - the ones the demo used to destroy the sentry
- tntstick - a stick from the cluster
- lead club - its a bit longer then that it sunk into the floor
- branding iron
- beer stein
- crowbar
- demobomb - looks like the ones he uses now
- timebomb
- pipebomb
- pipebombl
- hhg - yeah you know what that means already
- grenade
- bear trap
- grenade
woo hoo hoo i gots a secret finding lols!!!!!! plus i fucking own as a pyro now FEAR ME!!!
Saturday, 28 June 2008
No stupid kids just stupid parents.
Oh ho ho jack thompson would be proud. maybe I should email him this blog entry cause it will please him up emensly. Because once again it will show how fucking wrong he is.
it all starts with a little trip to tesco.
We're in the car (me, my auntie tracy and my cousins matthew and oliver) and after talking about picking georgie up from brownies, Matthew (aged 12 i tihnk or a bit younger) asks me if i have completeed GTA 4.
hmmm yes let that sink in.
OH NO *gasp* a 12 year old playing a 18+ game!!!! stop the fucking presses.
so being a coniving little bitch that i am i said to tracy in my nicest voice...ahem
'wow, i didnt think you'd buy him that game'
to her reply, 'why whats wrong with it'
so you can guess what i said, put it this way when i said strippers and lap dances she told mattie of for the game having strippers in it.
now i didnt expect her to tell of mattie i thought she'd be like *oh shit what did i buy him*
so once again another parent has brought a game for a underage child without looking at the back of the case.
I then followed up my little bitchness by sayign she can no longer blame me for there swearing influences because she bought them south park when oliver was in year 1 so thats not my fault they heard bad language. And gta has a hell of a load more.
oh and by the way it seems a bit ironic i was talking about swearing when ive swore all through this
meh *throws random grenades*
it all starts with a little trip to tesco.
We're in the car (me, my auntie tracy and my cousins matthew and oliver) and after talking about picking georgie up from brownies, Matthew (aged 12 i tihnk or a bit younger) asks me if i have completeed GTA 4.
hmmm yes let that sink in.
OH NO *gasp* a 12 year old playing a 18+ game!!!! stop the fucking presses.
so being a coniving little bitch that i am i said to tracy in my nicest voice...ahem
'wow, i didnt think you'd buy him that game'
to her reply, 'why whats wrong with it'
so you can guess what i said, put it this way when i said strippers and lap dances she told mattie of for the game having strippers in it.
now i didnt expect her to tell of mattie i thought she'd be like *oh shit what did i buy him*
so once again another parent has brought a game for a underage child without looking at the back of the case.
I then followed up my little bitchness by sayign she can no longer blame me for there swearing influences because she bought them south park when oliver was in year 1 so thats not my fault they heard bad language. And gta has a hell of a load more.
oh and by the way it seems a bit ironic i was talking about swearing when ive swore all through this
meh *throws random grenades*
Thursday, 19 June 2008
steamed...
fucking steam, i sue you now for pissing me off
when you release bloody updates keep in mind the different time zones
*growls at steam people*
when you release bloody updates keep in mind the different time zones
*growls at steam people*
Wednesday, 18 June 2008
You little bitch...
I erm well err anyways this little picture is from andrew fatty who told me that last night he was busy talking to adam. In reality he was talking to some phone sex person called annabella but he denys it of course saying Ad talks too focking much. WHICH is also a lie cause the day a bloke spends more time on the phone then a woman he is to be declared... a hippo. cause i cant think of a good insault. and i want to put this picture up. and my feet hurt. and its been a busy day. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
maybe adam can give me an idea to get andrew back *plots in corner*
maybe adam can give me an idea to get andrew back *plots in corner*
Monday, 9 June 2008
Medic! Medic! Medic! Doc! Come on man!
just a little something i made on garrys mod relating to a normal game on team fortress when other players notice a medic or their display of affection for the 'e' button...
Friday, 6 June 2008
stupid...
stupid periods
stupid cramps
stupid painkillers
stupid pharmacy
stupid i.d.
stupid foot
stupid leg
stupid mom
stupid stairs
stupid bath
stupid nurse
stupid wayne
stupid leigh
stupid lily
stupid kitten
stupid driving
stupid parking
stupid waiting
stupid nurse
stupid blood clot
stupid panic
stupid me
stupid waiting
stupid student
stupid waiting
stupid doctor
stupid waiting
stupid doctor
stupid sweet
stupid blood clot
stupid panic
stupid me
stupid waiting
stupid phone
stupid game
stupid message
stupid andrew
stupid doctor
stupid hospital
stupid jeep
stupid waynes mom house
stupid petrol station
stupid billy
stupid belle
stupid plates
stupid pizza
stupid tiredness
stupid blog
stupid post
stupid day
stupid cramps
stupid painkillers
stupid pharmacy
stupid i.d.
stupid foot
stupid leg
stupid mom
stupid stairs
stupid bath
stupid nurse
stupid wayne
stupid leigh
stupid lily
stupid kitten
stupid driving
stupid parking
stupid waiting
stupid nurse
stupid blood clot
stupid panic
stupid me
stupid waiting
stupid student
stupid waiting
stupid doctor
stupid waiting
stupid doctor
stupid sweet
stupid blood clot
stupid panic
stupid me
stupid waiting
stupid phone
stupid game
stupid message
stupid andrew
stupid doctor
stupid hospital
stupid jeep
stupid waynes mom house
stupid petrol station
stupid billy
stupid belle
stupid plates
stupid pizza
stupid tiredness
stupid blog
stupid post
stupid day
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
the pyro new weapons
after just kicking ass on tf2 i was looking at my little pyro buddy and thought what other weapons could they do for a pyro? i mean pyro with no flame thrower is not pyro.
i mean hands up who guess the new medic weapons correctly. a gun that heals you, the critical uber and the mega bone saw. they stil heal in a way but for pyros...
hmmm...(contemplates) maybe insted of the axe he uses a sledgehammer, for the shot gun a more power ful close range shotty, and maybe a napalm thrower that probly has more distance but lacks power or the constant burning. (but doesnt a flame thrower do that anyway or is it oil)
and andrews new website look very small for some reason
i mean hands up who guess the new medic weapons correctly. a gun that heals you, the critical uber and the mega bone saw. they stil heal in a way but for pyros...
hmmm...(contemplates) maybe insted of the axe he uses a sledgehammer, for the shot gun a more power ful close range shotty, and maybe a napalm thrower that probly has more distance but lacks power or the constant burning. (but doesnt a flame thrower do that anyway or is it oil)
and andrews new website look very small for some reason
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Bad Paitent
well mom is back from the hospital and everything seems fine apart from the fact she obviously depressed. She cant move around cause she has to rest her foot and it pissing her off. Problem is with mom is she makes a list of jobs to do and then finds more jobs to do (that dont need doing) which of course makes her stressed. But as shes just listed them off to me she only has a few to do and now shes board stuck watching the tele. Problem is she refuses to eat what i cook for her because she hasnt made it herself (i dont burn things and only do so on purpose). so while i have something nice to eat she wants rivitas. and a apple. and a pack of cheddars.
gahhh
gahhh
Thursday, 29 May 2008
Mehh
So i trys to make a katamari roller person and i sew it wrong, then i try to make a kirby and the arms too big.
oh wells, might as well buy ones
plus why do i keep adding s's
oh wells, might as well buy ones
plus why do i keep adding s's
Tuesday, 27 May 2008
Check List
- Birthday Card - Check
- Pressie - Check
- Funny Pressie - Check
- Cutie annoying thing - Not check(?)
- Idea for cool ass cake - nada
Hmm lacking ideas for cake. I was going to try and make a companion cube cake but i dont think i could do a good one. but what else could i do, i suppose i could do the 'really was a cake' cake but i dont know how to add the chocolate bits to the side without rolling it down the stairs.
woah woah woah, good news. i just figure out what type of cake design i could do, heh heh heh. I'll need green food colouring and that roll out icing stuff
Wednesday, 21 May 2008
ERECTION!
...is what Pheonix Wrights brother says when he sees something sleasy.
Anyway Sims 2, very strange it is. Most times it's ok loading and stuff but recently its been a fickle bitch with a VERY short attention span, which means it will install everything without telling you theres no memory space. Most times when installing you get moaned at for not having space but I guess EA thinks it's fun to do things like this.
Plus wtf with the new zero punctuation layout?
Anyway Sims 2, very strange it is. Most times it's ok loading and stuff but recently its been a fickle bitch with a VERY short attention span, which means it will install everything without telling you theres no memory space. Most times when installing you get moaned at for not having space but I guess EA thinks it's fun to do things like this.
Plus wtf with the new zero punctuation layout?
Tuesday, 20 May 2008
Strange...
WILLIES - you are now gay for reading that.
Hmmm, 3 lines of words not in sentances and Ad has not commented.
*Gasp*
has he finally broke his wrist from all his wa...waiting for lectures to finish so playing portal insted.
Now to see what type of person he is by the tone of the comment he leaves...
Hmmm, 3 lines of words not in sentances and Ad has not commented.
*Gasp*
has he finally broke his wrist from all his wa...waiting for lectures to finish so playing portal insted.
Now to see what type of person he is by the tone of the comment he leaves...
Monday, 19 May 2008
Thursday, 15 May 2008
Getting Old
Walking around Merry Hill pisses me of for many reasons, although i could take time and list them I'll choose not too because 1: it would make me a contradictive moany bitch and 2: it actualy has some shops rather then down Halesowen and Stourbridge (but that could be different now).
Number one on the agenda is the fact you can't move and when you say 'excuse me' in the nicest way everyone looks at you like you've just threatend to kill them and eat their babies.
which, strangly, brings me on to my next topic.
although people who dont know me tend to think i'm young (the plasterer thought i was 14 the other day, even asking why i wasnt in school), i feel really old looking at the moms with there babies in merry hill. most of them must be the same age as me and possibly younger. it's even more scary when the baby is with it's mom, grandmother and great grandmother. I mean when is it too old to have a baby now being as kids at 16 can have them? so what after 25 i'm too old???
What i dont understand is how they can be ready to have children so early, and not think there is anything else after finishing college or school.
now this may sound incredibly heartless and creul, but as a nursery nurse I at this time in my life dont think am able to raise a child, i feel that i'd abondon it, or not care for it like a mother should. So how is it so easy for people to make that choice, I need someone to tell me and say it with dead seriousness cause it's driving me nuts when people think i'm wierd for asking it. it's almost like we've gone back to caveman days or something
i need an agony aunt...
Number one on the agenda is the fact you can't move and when you say 'excuse me' in the nicest way everyone looks at you like you've just threatend to kill them and eat their babies.
which, strangly, brings me on to my next topic.
although people who dont know me tend to think i'm young (the plasterer thought i was 14 the other day, even asking why i wasnt in school), i feel really old looking at the moms with there babies in merry hill. most of them must be the same age as me and possibly younger. it's even more scary when the baby is with it's mom, grandmother and great grandmother. I mean when is it too old to have a baby now being as kids at 16 can have them? so what after 25 i'm too old???
What i dont understand is how they can be ready to have children so early, and not think there is anything else after finishing college or school.
now this may sound incredibly heartless and creul, but as a nursery nurse I at this time in my life dont think am able to raise a child, i feel that i'd abondon it, or not care for it like a mother should. So how is it so easy for people to make that choice, I need someone to tell me and say it with dead seriousness cause it's driving me nuts when people think i'm wierd for asking it. it's almost like we've gone back to caveman days or something
i need an agony aunt...
Wednesday, 14 May 2008
Tuesday, 13 May 2008
Err hang on a minute...(part 2)
I dont know why it's gone small like that, everthing should be normal size
nice and short for Ad to read
nice and short for Ad to read
GTA 4 Rundown
So rather then play the game and tell you what i think (cause god knows why I can't bring myself to play it), I'm going to do something slightly different...i think.
so let's judge the game by it's achievements, not in a 'omg gamerscore whore points mine mine' way, a 'this is what we want you to do' way.
so on with the show...
misson achievements:
10 achievements here but 8 are for finishing missions only. wait 8! 8! so are there only 8 missions?!?
no.
because another achievement expects you to complete this game in 30 hours, less in fact so either the missions are incredably long or the above achievements are for CHAPTERS and not MISSIONS as it says.
the last mission achievement is to complete the game 100%, easy for me
Friend Achievements
Gawd how i hate that word...'friend' meaning companion, meaning focking pain in the arse. But luckly not online achievements (looking at you team fortress).
anyway 5 for this, 1 being that all your friends left alive(?) still like you over 90% (you end up killing a lot of friends you make, like in any pther gta so no change there then ha ha ha). which is going to be a bitch cause you acctually have to spend time with these people inbetween doing the other usual gta crap.
activities achievements
4 in all, just be good at darts, pool, tetris - i mean QUB3D, and bowling and you'll get these. i read somewhere that colour blind gamers are pissed off at the Qub3d cause of, well, they can't see the qub3s moving. oh dear, it seems God dislikes his colour blind children (and i heard this was Gods game) he doesnt he loves you really
Fuck the others ill do them later. I'm bored writing about the damn games achievements, guess this didnt help after all
hello Ad, how are you?
so let's judge the game by it's achievements, not in a 'omg gamerscore whore points mine mine' way, a 'this is what we want you to do' way.
so on with the show...
misson achievements:
10 achievements here but 8 are for finishing missions only. wait 8! 8! so are there only 8 missions?!?
no.
because another achievement expects you to complete this game in 30 hours, less in fact so either the missions are incredably long or the above achievements are for CHAPTERS and not MISSIONS as it says.
the last mission achievement is to complete the game 100%, easy for me
Friend Achievements
Gawd how i hate that word...'friend' meaning companion, meaning focking pain in the arse. But luckly not online achievements (looking at you team fortress).
anyway 5 for this, 1 being that all your friends left alive(?) still like you over 90% (you end up killing a lot of friends you make, like in any pther gta so no change there then ha ha ha). which is going to be a bitch cause you acctually have to spend time with these people inbetween doing the other usual gta crap.
activities achievements
4 in all, just be good at darts, pool, tetris - i mean QUB3D, and bowling and you'll get these. i read somewhere that colour blind gamers are pissed off at the Qub3d cause of, well, they can't see the qub3s moving. oh dear, it seems God dislikes his colour blind children (and i heard this was Gods game) he doesnt he loves you really
Fuck the others ill do them later. I'm bored writing about the damn games achievements, guess this didnt help after all
hello Ad, how are you?
Monday, 12 May 2008
List This Bitch
ok a list of things that happend today:
any way whos this ad, and why does he always seem to comment on my 'barely a sentance' blog posts, it very confusing. I guess he can't read...alot of words...at one time
:)
- forgot my keys
- saw a fox kill a rat and run off with it (soo coooooooool)
- electric man came over and became pissed off at the shoddyness of the job his underlings did
- ate some minstels
- took dog for walk
- tided room...again
- read blog and wondered who the fuck this adam is
- wrote this
- eat food
- have a bath/wash
- use toilet
- go to bed
- sleep
any way whos this ad, and why does he always seem to comment on my 'barely a sentance' blog posts, it very confusing. I guess he can't read...alot of words...at one time
:)
Sunday, 11 May 2008
Saturday, 10 May 2008
Time for Change
Well I actually tided my room up for a change, well not by choice i was sort of forced to, silly earth wire.
So while pissing about today sorting things out i decided to do what everyone does eventually and make a new blog, although this one is not going to include personal events or whatever but just about my thoughts on my games that i buy (yes jumping on the band wagon i know).
This new blog is for game stuff only as i recently have had 3 new games and have been unable to play and enjoy them, call it gamers block if you will. So by writing my thoughts about said games in a fresh blog maybe i'll be able to play the damn things insted of turning it off after 30 minutes.
the games I'm going to write about are the ones currently in my posession, you want a review check out gametrailers or ign or whichever site shows previews, i'm more intrested in the now.
so hope that sorts things out a little bit, well off to make it
So while pissing about today sorting things out i decided to do what everyone does eventually and make a new blog, although this one is not going to include personal events or whatever but just about my thoughts on my games that i buy (yes jumping on the band wagon i know).
This new blog is for game stuff only as i recently have had 3 new games and have been unable to play and enjoy them, call it gamers block if you will. So by writing my thoughts about said games in a fresh blog maybe i'll be able to play the damn things insted of turning it off after 30 minutes.
the games I'm going to write about are the ones currently in my posession, you want a review check out gametrailers or ign or whichever site shows previews, i'm more intrested in the now.
so hope that sorts things out a little bit, well off to make it
Sunday, 27 April 2008
HOLY CRAP!!!
So i got into the 80's last night with a whopping(?) 83 points :). Something must be wrong, although i did become 2nd after the engineer (he had about 120 plus points). Well either way I've made a few friends and we always play on the same team and our team work is pretty good (i was praised because of my awesome medic skills and got friend requests from them). But they do like to annoy other players by eating them back and not getting the last capture point to win, only getting it in the last minute. Put it this way the defense makes it so only a Ubercharged heavy or solider can get out.
so picture this:
a level one turret with the dispenser behind the engie so he can continuously repair it.
a scout that's works more as a decoy
a medic (usually me) healing every ones boo boos
and someone else who plays what ever class and helps kill spy escapees, but this guy almost always goes with melee so...you should here the comments he says.
as i said it's not impossible to get past, one ubercharge has beaten it, with the turret focused on the uberchargie everyone else can get past.
Also i gots some other little tips i figured out while playing last night (fuck you i know that other people figured this out already but i want to sparkle today so shut up and read)
Sniper
poor little snipers, only good weapon is the rifle, which is given away if people can see the little blue/red dot on the wall. The best time to use a sniper i when your attacks are...well...attackers. like soilders, pyros and heavys. Players are far more bothered about those guys that they never see you coming. but once you do snipe said wanker run to a new position cause you know he will change to a sniper or solider to fire one at you. so that then as well gives you another few seconds to adjust your aim and pop his head off.
Pyros
I like my pyro now, except i don't go all fucking trigger happy with it. instead i find my enemies who are closets to health pick ups and go for them. Strange? you may think, most times they don't realise the health is there so will continuously shoot, but if you pick it up after being hurt and they see it while they are burning they know they may not survive the encounter and will run to the next health pick up. which of course invites a shot gun to the back. also sneaking up on enemies works as well.
Medics
Arr medics so fun, easy points if you time it right (like i do like a motherfuckaaa) imagine this, 1 solider, 1 heavy and a medic swapping health between the two, sooner or later you will get a kill assist. meaning 0.5 point to you and your buddy so if both kill enemies and you are healing both you get a whole 1 point and they still got 0.5. also you get points for healing and getting ubercharge. even more when ubercharged ally kills people. you can still swap in ubercharge mode cause ubercharge takes 2 seconds to wear off disconnected allies.
and by the way, yes i am the greatest player in team fortress so feel free to bask in my glory n00bs
so picture this:
a level one turret with the dispenser behind the engie so he can continuously repair it.
a scout that's works more as a decoy
a medic (usually me) healing every ones boo boos
and someone else who plays what ever class and helps kill spy escapees, but this guy almost always goes with melee so...you should here the comments he says.
as i said it's not impossible to get past, one ubercharge has beaten it, with the turret focused on the uberchargie everyone else can get past.
Also i gots some other little tips i figured out while playing last night (fuck you i know that other people figured this out already but i want to sparkle today so shut up and read)
Sniper
poor little snipers, only good weapon is the rifle, which is given away if people can see the little blue/red dot on the wall. The best time to use a sniper i when your attacks are...well...attackers. like soilders, pyros and heavys. Players are far more bothered about those guys that they never see you coming. but once you do snipe said wanker run to a new position cause you know he will change to a sniper or solider to fire one at you. so that then as well gives you another few seconds to adjust your aim and pop his head off.
Pyros
I like my pyro now, except i don't go all fucking trigger happy with it. instead i find my enemies who are closets to health pick ups and go for them. Strange? you may think, most times they don't realise the health is there so will continuously shoot, but if you pick it up after being hurt and they see it while they are burning they know they may not survive the encounter and will run to the next health pick up. which of course invites a shot gun to the back. also sneaking up on enemies works as well.
Medics
Arr medics so fun, easy points if you time it right (like i do like a motherfuckaaa) imagine this, 1 solider, 1 heavy and a medic swapping health between the two, sooner or later you will get a kill assist. meaning 0.5 point to you and your buddy so if both kill enemies and you are healing both you get a whole 1 point and they still got 0.5. also you get points for healing and getting ubercharge. even more when ubercharged ally kills people. you can still swap in ubercharge mode cause ubercharge takes 2 seconds to wear off disconnected allies.
and by the way, yes i am the greatest player in team fortress so feel free to bask in my glory n00bs
Thursday, 24 April 2008
Getting Better...
well I do enjoy this new gamer skill of mine that i seem to have magically acquired, my abysmally low scores in fps online seems to have took pity on me by only letting me play with retar... idiots. THAT or i am actually getting better.
put it this way my scores on team fortress have been very low, around the 10 points and under mark (15 if I'm a medic) but recently they have rocketed to around 50 +! which is insane but earlier today i played a whole match without dying once playing with the scout. i guess my strategy is working.
if you want to know its simple, play like a spy.
- i always go for those running away then as they turn around i circle them in the opposite direction that they are turning.
- when i get to half life (lame pun) i make like a tree and run off getting the nearest health pick up
- avoiding pyros
- when tackling sentries i wait for some other poor sap to run in front of it, then i run past it so i can pistol whip the damn thing which of course pisses of engie so i pistol whip him.
oh well i think its cool, not important like some things but cool. and coffee tastes manky nasty stuff I'd rather have tea
oh wells again good luck and everything with the torture, i mean work and hopefully binty McGee didn't hastle you too much.
now what a nice blog entry that was, with spelling and punctuation checks. strong bad would be pround.
put it this way my scores on team fortress have been very low, around the 10 points and under mark (15 if I'm a medic) but recently they have rocketed to around 50 +! which is insane but earlier today i played a whole match without dying once playing with the scout. i guess my strategy is working.
if you want to know its simple, play like a spy.
- i always go for those running away then as they turn around i circle them in the opposite direction that they are turning.
- when i get to half life (lame pun) i make like a tree and run off getting the nearest health pick up
- avoiding pyros
- when tackling sentries i wait for some other poor sap to run in front of it, then i run past it so i can pistol whip the damn thing which of course pisses of engie so i pistol whip him.
oh well i think its cool, not important like some things but cool. and coffee tastes manky nasty stuff I'd rather have tea
oh wells again good luck and everything with the torture, i mean work and hopefully binty McGee didn't hastle you too much.
now what a nice blog entry that was, with spelling and punctuation checks. strong bad would be pround.
Monday, 21 April 2008
Ow Ow Ow
My god damned toes are hurting again, well the toe knuckle area is anyway. try walking without bending your toes. I'm gonna soak it for a while.
also have you finiahed all your workies now? cause it looks like you have from your blog posts (well from i can understand) and btw leave decent comments not 'oh s shes posted today lets comment and not read it ones.
EVIDENCE
ok now...post, bath, xbox....toilet
also have you finiahed all your workies now? cause it looks like you have from your blog posts (well from i can understand) and btw leave decent comments not 'oh s shes posted today lets comment and not read it ones.
EVIDENCE
ok now...post, bath, xbox....toilet
Sunday, 20 April 2008
OMG!
I made a new map on Foundry on halo and its become mega popular, well i tihnk it has. Its the first time ive acctually herd positive comments from people on xbox live :) plus about 8 friend requests at the end of the match with 12 playing. Plus to the people who asked, no i'm not going to add grenades cause that will make it crap.
I tihnk what made it great was the fact it's not like the other halo maps and plyers have certain restictions, for example:
1: no grenades
2: no jumping, no point anyway on this map
3: no long range weapons, close range and melee only
4: lots of tight spaces
5: multiple routes
i will give you £5 if you can guess what this map is called
:)
I tihnk what made it great was the fact it's not like the other halo maps and plyers have certain restictions, for example:
1: no grenades
2: no jumping, no point anyway on this map
3: no long range weapons, close range and melee only
4: lots of tight spaces
5: multiple routes
i will give you £5 if you can guess what this map is called
:)
Saturday, 19 April 2008
Jumping on the Bandwagon
well probly not as much so, but it seems i've developed this circle of doing one of 3 things. which is:
Play a MMORPG -> Play on game console (currently XBOX360) -> playing on RPG Maker XP
then back around again or it could just be
pc -> xbox -> pc -> xbox
I guess it was that Juni mushroom game that started me off, but i'll probly go back to xbox cause supposedly the medic acievements are coming to xbox, well by the way to roosterteeth guys are talking about it.
condemned 2 looks pretty cool, reguardless of what yahtzee says cause what game does not get shitty in the final moments of the game (except farenhiet or however it's spelt that was a nice little game that you could try and fuck up yourself but it wouldnt let you but what ever).
STOP!
before you say portal let me remind you that if you played that game with out the volume it would have gotten boring, Glados added comedy to the last part of the game by threatening to make Cake out of you.
Of course a game is fun when you first play it and will always slow down after for example project zero that first bit where you have to run around looking for the aera were the door is sealed and you have to take a picture of a glowing aura to dispel it only to see the wall coverd in blood and a ghost through the cameras lens which was invisible to the naked eye...wait hang on i got a little lost
eitherway at first pz gives you scares and bumps, that hair lady on pz3 still freaks me oout, at first then its slows down. The main boss also adds a jumpy ness because she chases you like the baddies in clock tower 3.
in clock tower 3, yes thats jumpy when the bastards chase you but if you smart like me, you remember were they come from on the next playthrough and wear your ivisibility bands to walk past them and not trigger there chase sequence. try it in this aera, in the theatre on the first 'world' theres a part where as you go through some doors to go upstairs sledgehammer jumps down on top of you inducing panic, put the invisabily band on before you go through the doors and nothing happens, you can go up and wash of the seal.
Dead rising can slow down aswell, kiling zombies ith chainsaws is fun for a while but because the asses never really die they become more of a newcence blocking your way when trying to escourt your precious servivors.
farenhight Bah wtf indigo prophecysfgangdnhgdadfg fuck spelling - got better as the game went along cause it added wtf to it, how else would that game continue if it kept swapping betwwen the workaholic clautraphobic woman, the 'just about to get laid black guy' the 'i'm part of an evil cult thats been around for ever' guy and the 'wtf did i just do' guy
gaining super powers seemed like a cool idea to me although not like on condemed 2 with the sonic blast thing lie full blown matrix ass kicking powers, i mean he died and came back to life and got super powers... then had sex... then rules the world...and lives with homeless peoples...and married the cop who was chasing him...guess you dont need to play it now.
i sort of forgot what i was going on about, oh right games going bad in the last parts, but what i've seen of condemned 2 getting chased by a rabies infected bear seems pretty fucked up, still, its looks a bit too scary for me, wtf with the maneqins appearing randomly
Play a MMORPG -> Play on game console (currently XBOX360) -> playing on RPG Maker XP
then back around again or it could just be
pc -> xbox -> pc -> xbox
I guess it was that Juni mushroom game that started me off, but i'll probly go back to xbox cause supposedly the medic acievements are coming to xbox, well by the way to roosterteeth guys are talking about it.
condemned 2 looks pretty cool, reguardless of what yahtzee says cause what game does not get shitty in the final moments of the game (except farenhiet or however it's spelt that was a nice little game that you could try and fuck up yourself but it wouldnt let you but what ever).
STOP!
before you say portal let me remind you that if you played that game with out the volume it would have gotten boring, Glados added comedy to the last part of the game by threatening to make Cake out of you.
Of course a game is fun when you first play it and will always slow down after for example project zero that first bit where you have to run around looking for the aera were the door is sealed and you have to take a picture of a glowing aura to dispel it only to see the wall coverd in blood and a ghost through the cameras lens which was invisible to the naked eye...wait hang on i got a little lost
eitherway at first pz gives you scares and bumps, that hair lady on pz3 still freaks me oout, at first then its slows down. The main boss also adds a jumpy ness because she chases you like the baddies in clock tower 3.
in clock tower 3, yes thats jumpy when the bastards chase you but if you smart like me, you remember were they come from on the next playthrough and wear your ivisibility bands to walk past them and not trigger there chase sequence. try it in this aera, in the theatre on the first 'world' theres a part where as you go through some doors to go upstairs sledgehammer jumps down on top of you inducing panic, put the invisabily band on before you go through the doors and nothing happens, you can go up and wash of the seal.
Dead rising can slow down aswell, kiling zombies ith chainsaws is fun for a while but because the asses never really die they become more of a newcence blocking your way when trying to escourt your precious servivors.
farenhight Bah wtf indigo prophecysfgangdnhgdadfg fuck spelling - got better as the game went along cause it added wtf to it, how else would that game continue if it kept swapping betwwen the workaholic clautraphobic woman, the 'just about to get laid black guy' the 'i'm part of an evil cult thats been around for ever' guy and the 'wtf did i just do' guy
gaining super powers seemed like a cool idea to me although not like on condemed 2 with the sonic blast thing lie full blown matrix ass kicking powers, i mean he died and came back to life and got super powers... then had sex... then rules the world...and lives with homeless peoples...and married the cop who was chasing him...guess you dont need to play it now.
i sort of forgot what i was going on about, oh right games going bad in the last parts, but what i've seen of condemned 2 getting chased by a rabies infected bear seems pretty fucked up, still, its looks a bit too scary for me, wtf with the maneqins appearing randomly
Nice Sandwich...BOINK!
Dont know how new it is but the scout has got a...well... meet the scout trailer, which is is hella funni omg lolz
look on gametrailers for it if your intrested, wont take long for you lasy link people to search for it. If it seems too chalenging search this - Team Fortress 2, meet the scout.
Boink
look on gametrailers for it if your intrested, wont take long for you lasy link people to search for it. If it seems too chalenging search this - Team Fortress 2, meet the scout.
Boink
Thursday, 17 April 2008
W00t W00t W00t
Yay i uploaded a video! yay! shut up it's been a slow week and this was the first one ever. It's my final fantasy heros one.
Jubilations!
Jubilations!
Saturday, 12 April 2008
They call me MR PIG!!!
pig one today, i was tempted to add eyebrows and stuff but thought fuck that. Anyways new wtf thing below
I found my trigun dvd aswell so all is happy
**Xoiqaze**
I found my trigun dvd aswell so all is happy
**Xoiqaze**
Friday, 11 April 2008
And again...
Made another one, if they not funny I'll stop doing them just can't think of any ideas that could cheer you up with out breaking out the porno.
So for a quick cheer you up see below
so, if you dont like them or can think of other animals or objects i can use tell me. My mommy likes them
**Xoiqaze**
So for a quick cheer you up see below
so, if you dont like them or can think of other animals or objects i can use tell me. My mommy likes them
**Xoiqaze**
Thursday, 10 April 2008
Cat Lover
I love cats but for some strange reason i found this funny, call it dark humor if you wish, used 4 cute cats from Google images each site had multiple links so i kind of confused witch to put but you ill find it if you search 2 cats. Anyway i hope it cheers you up :)
i likes it
**Xoiqaze**
i likes it
**Xoiqaze**
Defeated
Well i was trying to do something funny to cheer someone up but that asshole Adobe photo shop decided to wave a big flag in my face saying you suck in pretty coloUrs before i gave up entirely. It's wasn't going to change the world but for some reason while walking around asda it seemed pretty funny. So it's back to basic paint to try and do something a little less funny. Might post it later.
hopefully it will be funny
**Xoiqaze**
hopefully it will be funny
**Xoiqaze**
Saturday, 5 April 2008
Poor Baby
Poor fatty is poorly i hope he feels better. I expect he's just hungover and that its not nothing serious cause that idiot tends to accept more stupid errands when he's loosing the health battle. *throws Kumagoro*
oh wells get better soon
and BTW i got a new gamertag that's not so new anymore lol
they still not had these easter eggs
**Xoiqaze**
oh wells get better soon
and BTW i got a new gamertag that's not so new anymore lol
they still not had these easter eggs
**Xoiqaze**
Monday, 24 March 2008
Faggot
What the hell is with people saying faggot? i think i educated some American idiots today, it seems to be faggot is used when a person is loosing and noob is used when a person is winning. I however have found a fun way, when I'm winning i shout any meat product if some one has been shouting faggot the whole match, and it's oddly satisfying.
I was playing halo with a few 'friends' that I'd met on Tenchu Z, even though i sucked major they didn't really care, they just got me to run for the flag.
Long story short we're waiting for some more people to join our little room and i ask what faggot means in American cause over here its a meatball in gravy. They laughed of course cause they didn't know it was a food over here(wtf moment) but over there it means gay etc. So after elaborating what a faggot is (meatball in gravy???) i said if any annoying kids enter the room and start saying it we have to shout a food product at the same time i.e sausage, burger, lamb chops that faggot is used.
what made it better was Vulcan9000 decided to rile up any kid who enter witch unfortunately was quite a few. He told them not to talk unless it was for 'team purposes' which of course is understandable when you think about it 'guys got out flag running to the left' see simple.
But the best was when they were getting there ass kicked and the faggots started, if you imagine
'Hey uilos, your a faggot'
'I'm a girl too lamb chop'
followed by attempted American sarcasm from my buddies 'a girl? whats a girl doing playing halo' 'i know!' i replied 'i thought halo was over the age of 15 males, 11 year old loud mouthed brats'
'fuck you your all faggots' chorus of meat products
funny how people never leave when there getting the piss taken out of them
after the match, 'I'm going to eat some faggots, rice and peas'
the kids are like wtf, didn't you know faggot is a food in England HAH.
well i suppose halo has it's ups and downs
you can't eat faggots!
**Xoiqaze**
I was playing halo with a few 'friends' that I'd met on Tenchu Z, even though i sucked major they didn't really care, they just got me to run for the flag.
Long story short we're waiting for some more people to join our little room and i ask what faggot means in American cause over here its a meatball in gravy. They laughed of course cause they didn't know it was a food over here(wtf moment) but over there it means gay etc. So after elaborating what a faggot is (meatball in gravy???) i said if any annoying kids enter the room and start saying it we have to shout a food product at the same time i.e sausage, burger, lamb chops that faggot is used.
what made it better was Vulcan9000 decided to rile up any kid who enter witch unfortunately was quite a few. He told them not to talk unless it was for 'team purposes' which of course is understandable when you think about it 'guys got out flag running to the left' see simple.
But the best was when they were getting there ass kicked and the faggots started, if you imagine
'Hey uilos, your a faggot'
'I'm a girl too lamb chop'
followed by attempted American sarcasm from my buddies 'a girl? whats a girl doing playing halo' 'i know!' i replied 'i thought halo was over the age of 15 males, 11 year old loud mouthed brats'
'fuck you your all faggots' chorus of meat products
funny how people never leave when there getting the piss taken out of them
after the match, 'I'm going to eat some faggots, rice and peas'
the kids are like wtf, didn't you know faggot is a food in England HAH.
well i suppose halo has it's ups and downs
you can't eat faggots!
**Xoiqaze**
Saturday, 22 March 2008
Chill te F*** out Bitch
I guess i was pissed off yesterday, probly because it was late, probly because i always seem to wind up playing against kids, probly because people never want to play the damn games in the way there supposed to be played, Maybe i ask too much senisible gamers who dont take things too seriously maybe. like that will eveer happen.
Got some new games, well actually only one is 'new' and then one is a 'new' game aswell.
Bully - the new game in the shiny plastic wrap, which i have on PS2. Still was worth it to buy it again. Plus i got the over the rainbow achievement cause i dont see anything wrong with pixels kissing pixels.
Tomb Raider anniversary - also got this on PS2 but havent played it yet, too busy playing...
Tenchu Z - the other new game meaning not played it before, it's a good game ok to buy preowned though, maybe new if you really like tenchu. Unfortunatly Ayame isnt in it, but you can make your own custom character that looks like her, or Rin. As i discoverd yesterday if you ever feel like messing about on tenchu try stealth killing your enemies by useing dead bodies. although done as a fluke, a guy saw me killing his buddy and went to yellow alert and aproched cautiously so i decided to throw the body at him so i could run off, but ended up stealth killing him insted.
oh well thats it, maybe ill make some more halo custom maps.
you must really have to stink for people to smell you 5 meters away
**Xoiqaze**
Got some new games, well actually only one is 'new' and then one is a 'new' game aswell.
Bully - the new game in the shiny plastic wrap, which i have on PS2. Still was worth it to buy it again. Plus i got the over the rainbow achievement cause i dont see anything wrong with pixels kissing pixels.
Tomb Raider anniversary - also got this on PS2 but havent played it yet, too busy playing...
Tenchu Z - the other new game meaning not played it before, it's a good game ok to buy preowned though, maybe new if you really like tenchu. Unfortunatly Ayame isnt in it, but you can make your own custom character that looks like her, or Rin. As i discoverd yesterday if you ever feel like messing about on tenchu try stealth killing your enemies by useing dead bodies. although done as a fluke, a guy saw me killing his buddy and went to yellow alert and aproched cautiously so i decided to throw the body at him so i could run off, but ended up stealth killing him insted.
oh well thats it, maybe ill make some more halo custom maps.
you must really have to stink for people to smell you 5 meters away
**Xoiqaze**
Friday, 21 March 2008
Remind me...
Someone remind me why i dont just press the damn mute button when playing on xbox live. Today i think 'you know i might make a map on halo 3 for giggles' but being as no one was online to play with me i went to play with random people.
i sswear to god it only puts me into rooms with idiots designed to piss me off and there lack of knowledge about bastard sarcasim ruins my fun. But its always a plus when theres another 'adult' in the room.
here let me introduce you to the little bastards that were on halo 3 today
squeaker kid 1 from america and was 11 years old from the fact whenever he killed anyone he'd shout 'OH MY GOD YOU GOT KILLED BY AN 11 YEAR OLD'
squeaker kids friend with a social disorder 'dont leave me ok i dont want to keep dying'
no mic
no mic
Annoyed halo player who slowly got more pissed off as the game went on (english thank god)
me already annoyed by the first comment said to me which got worse during the match.
so there we all are, except the ones who didnt speak.
Ok so first comment that pissed me off:
SK1: why is your picture a cat?
me: my picture? what (at that time writing a message to fatty)
SK1: the cat looks stupid (pause) your a pussy (laughs manicly)
me: (thinks bloody hell) i can change it to the flower if you want, if you think the flowers more pretty
SK1: why would i want you to change it to a flower i called you a pussy
AHP: geez just start the damn game bloody hell
i'm still waiting for that damn penny to drop
and now we come to the in game fun. Now i was shocked/freaked out at the stuff this kid started to say, he said faggot, pwned and teabagged but some of the stuff he said was fucking insane
AHP pretty much let him kick his ass for a few minutes, but he wouldnt kill me wich was kinda ok so i didnt kill him. SK1 however was acctually enjoying the eperience of 'beating two dudes that had done legenday' until AHP said in a clear voice silencing the squeakers
'sorry guys had to go answer my phone WHAT THE FUCK' he must of said it during the loading time cause i didnt hear him say it but i did hear something like crackling.
the stupid kid made the mistake of bragging his kills to him ( on a stationary target) before gettting his ass literally handed to him. Those few minutes after were crazy, ahp must of played that much cause he new were they were going to spawn from.
The stupid kid obviously pissed off at his foolishness and bottom rank cam out with this delightfu comment...
i am going to hunt you down find were you live , hunt you down and kill you and rape your girlfriend
WHAT THE FUCK were the words out of my mouth, and the ahp, both as shocked as each other me questioning him why he said that and ahp getting mega pissed off, plus i tihnk he made the kid cry with what he said but damn, to hear a kid say that stuff fucking hell is what i say. believe me it was a lot more screwed up to hear it then read about it here. with that though i logged out, switched off and wrote this.
i sswear to god it only puts me into rooms with idiots designed to piss me off and there lack of knowledge about bastard sarcasim ruins my fun. But its always a plus when theres another 'adult' in the room.
here let me introduce you to the little bastards that were on halo 3 today
squeaker kid 1 from america and was 11 years old from the fact whenever he killed anyone he'd shout 'OH MY GOD YOU GOT KILLED BY AN 11 YEAR OLD'
squeaker kids friend with a social disorder 'dont leave me ok i dont want to keep dying'
no mic
no mic
Annoyed halo player who slowly got more pissed off as the game went on (english thank god)
me already annoyed by the first comment said to me which got worse during the match.
so there we all are, except the ones who didnt speak.
Ok so first comment that pissed me off:
SK1: why is your picture a cat?
me: my picture? what (at that time writing a message to fatty)
SK1: the cat looks stupid (pause) your a pussy (laughs manicly)
me: (thinks bloody hell) i can change it to the flower if you want, if you think the flowers more pretty
SK1: why would i want you to change it to a flower i called you a pussy
AHP: geez just start the damn game bloody hell
i'm still waiting for that damn penny to drop
and now we come to the in game fun. Now i was shocked/freaked out at the stuff this kid started to say, he said faggot, pwned and teabagged but some of the stuff he said was fucking insane
AHP pretty much let him kick his ass for a few minutes, but he wouldnt kill me wich was kinda ok so i didnt kill him. SK1 however was acctually enjoying the eperience of 'beating two dudes that had done legenday' until AHP said in a clear voice silencing the squeakers
'sorry guys had to go answer my phone WHAT THE FUCK' he must of said it during the loading time cause i didnt hear him say it but i did hear something like crackling.
the stupid kid made the mistake of bragging his kills to him ( on a stationary target) before gettting his ass literally handed to him. Those few minutes after were crazy, ahp must of played that much cause he new were they were going to spawn from.
The stupid kid obviously pissed off at his foolishness and bottom rank cam out with this delightfu comment...
i am going to hunt you down find were you live , hunt you down and kill you and rape your girlfriend
WHAT THE FUCK were the words out of my mouth, and the ahp, both as shocked as each other me questioning him why he said that and ahp getting mega pissed off, plus i tihnk he made the kid cry with what he said but damn, to hear a kid say that stuff fucking hell is what i say. believe me it was a lot more screwed up to hear it then read about it here. with that though i logged out, switched off and wrote this.
Friday, 14 March 2008
OK it's decided
I'm gonna have a gamer score whore night. Caffinated beverage, snack foods, water bottle, lack of trousers, good ol' Xbox 360 plus games to try and drown out the little voices that tell me to get a different hobby.
And at the end of the contest you will get super mega happy fun prize!!!
http://www.force18.co.uk/gamerscore-whore-tshirt-pi-415.html
i want one, i want one 9 times
**Xoiqaze**
And at the end of the contest you will get super mega happy fun prize!!!
http://www.force18.co.uk/gamerscore-whore-tshirt-pi-415.html
i want one, i want one 9 times
**Xoiqaze**
So Ronery and Sadry Arone
Meh everyone gets to go on holiday, except me. I got a weekend of shitty cat trays and annoying canines (i could let the dog 'clean' out the cat tray, but then I'd have a shitty canine instead).
Hmm what to do over the weekend, maybe I'll do some tweaking to my blog or piss off people by calling them at awkward times.
Insert meaningless comment here
**Xoiqaze**
Hmm what to do over the weekend, maybe I'll do some tweaking to my blog or piss off people by calling them at awkward times.
Insert meaningless comment here
**Xoiqaze**
Monday, 10 March 2008
Time for something new
With my money (hopefully) on the rise soon, I feel I should buy a new game for my 360 as my compy has had a lot of attention recently.
Problem is there doesn't seem to be any games I like or have interest in. I suppose i could buy Bully, again or tomb raider anniversary, again. In fact i made a new account so i could regain achievements to get that happy fun time moment you get that causes you to keep playing, but even then i just get board after. I mean yesterday I decided to play Amped 3 again and am pleased to tell you that I have all gold medals on the first slope! (yea, I'm sad, but simple things...).
*sigh* if anyone has got some good suggestions for games, regardless of release dates, write below in comments. But now i think I'll go back to watching power rangers...
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
**Xoiqaze**
Problem is there doesn't seem to be any games I like or have interest in. I suppose i could buy Bully, again or tomb raider anniversary, again. In fact i made a new account so i could regain achievements to get that happy fun time moment you get that causes you to keep playing, but even then i just get board after. I mean yesterday I decided to play Amped 3 again and am pleased to tell you that I have all gold medals on the first slope! (yea, I'm sad, but simple things...).
*sigh* if anyone has got some good suggestions for games, regardless of release dates, write below in comments. But now i think I'll go back to watching power rangers...
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
**Xoiqaze**
Sunday, 9 March 2008
A Woman Scorned
Dear Xbox 360 makers why did you have to include microphones?
OK before you start at that sentence, i know why, it just feels sometimes that they are there to be misused. It's sole purpose is for the tosser on the other end spill out it's pathetic bitching whenever they lose.
Take for instance the Halo 3 players, now i suck at halo, MEGA SUCK unless i have the gravity hammer then i suck a little less (and smash mwah ha haha!) but this time i came 2nd on the leader board out of 8 players, which caused me happy fun time until some prick in the room started going off on one. (personal thought do all Halo players have to say Faggot? or did i miss something). He himself came 5th, but took this piss out of everyone in the room, and me well i started laughing at the dick Telling him how funny i thought he was and his insults were pricless.
BTW if someone is pissing you off on Xbox live agree with them and tell them to tell you more pisses them of mega!
This continued until he said all girl xbox players are fat and ugly, which at that moment cause 6 other mike pictures to appear on the lobby, you guess it (and i was a bit taken aback by it) but the whole room (minus twat) were female players. well i leave you to guess what happend, it's gonna be on you tube supposedly, or so someone said in the room, but i learnt some kick ass new words im gonna use in the future :)
I guess thats what you call a consequence
oh well, maybe i'll go back on to torment idiots...
PWNED BITCHES... DOMINATED, the life of a turret
**Xoiqaze**
OK before you start at that sentence, i know why, it just feels sometimes that they are there to be misused. It's sole purpose is for the tosser on the other end spill out it's pathetic bitching whenever they lose.
Take for instance the Halo 3 players, now i suck at halo, MEGA SUCK unless i have the gravity hammer then i suck a little less (and smash mwah ha haha!) but this time i came 2nd on the leader board out of 8 players, which caused me happy fun time until some prick in the room started going off on one. (personal thought do all Halo players have to say Faggot? or did i miss something). He himself came 5th, but took this piss out of everyone in the room, and me well i started laughing at the dick Telling him how funny i thought he was and his insults were pricless.
BTW if someone is pissing you off on Xbox live agree with them and tell them to tell you more pisses them of mega!
This continued until he said all girl xbox players are fat and ugly, which at that moment cause 6 other mike pictures to appear on the lobby, you guess it (and i was a bit taken aback by it) but the whole room (minus twat) were female players. well i leave you to guess what happend, it's gonna be on you tube supposedly, or so someone said in the room, but i learnt some kick ass new words im gonna use in the future :)
I guess thats what you call a consequence
oh well, maybe i'll go back on to torment idiots...
PWNED BITCHES... DOMINATED, the life of a turret
**Xoiqaze**
Wednesday, 20 February 2008
Err hang on a minute...
I guess it didn't work for some reason but anyway i gonna beat this:
Level 34
HP: 366
MP: 166
FAT: 342
Strength: 114
intelligence: 83
willpower: 87
Agility: 65
speed: 94 (actually 100 damn ring)
endurance: 76
personality: 43
luck: 50
major skills
Blade (expert): 105
alchemy (master): 100
acrobatics(journeyman): 72
light Armour(expert): 100
marksman(apprentice): 47
security(journeyman): 64
sneak(journeyman): 70
minor skills
armorer(journeyman):72
athletics(apprentice): 49
block(apprentice):41
blunt(apprentice):35
hand to hand(novice): 31
heavy armor(apprentice): 36
alteration(journeyman):58
conjuration(journeyman): 57
Destruction(apprentice): 46
illusion(journeyman): 69
mysticism(apprentice):39
Restoration(apprentice):37
mercantile(apprentice): 35
speechcraft(novice):22
were his vast numbers won't count for shit
ha ha best thing i've heard all week ok bye bye now
anyone sen meet the master chiefs
**Xoiqaze**
Level 34
HP: 366
MP: 166
FAT: 342
Strength: 114
intelligence: 83
willpower: 87
Agility: 65
speed: 94 (actually 100 damn ring)
endurance: 76
personality: 43
luck: 50
major skills
Blade (expert): 105
alchemy (master): 100
acrobatics(journeyman): 72
light Armour(expert): 100
marksman(apprentice): 47
security(journeyman): 64
sneak(journeyman): 70
minor skills
armorer(journeyman):72
athletics(apprentice): 49
block(apprentice):41
blunt(apprentice):35
hand to hand(novice): 31
heavy armor(apprentice): 36
alteration(journeyman):58
conjuration(journeyman): 57
Destruction(apprentice): 46
illusion(journeyman): 69
mysticism(apprentice):39
Restoration(apprentice):37
mercantile(apprentice): 35
speechcraft(novice):22
were his vast numbers won't count for shit
ha ha best thing i've heard all week ok bye bye now
anyone sen meet the master chiefs
**Xoiqaze**
I can't remember, how long has it been?
Well i guess i'm getting pretty sick of World of Warcraft, people take it FAR too seriously for my likings. The game it's self isnt bad just the wierdos who play it and then again theres that problem that happens to me that causes me to create completely new profiles for reasons I'm not telling.
So it's of the PC and back onto the XBox 360 (plus I was getting tierd of the wankers cramp in my wrist)
So blah blah blah long story short, I made a new profile on my Xbox for playing OFFLINE only. My gamerscore whore activities can stay in this one on the left. Also when i mean offline i just mean the offline achievements (so there goes half of Halo 3's list :) ). I noticed that games that do have a multiplayer in them suck on story, unlike games that are made for multiplayer (like team fortress - no story just funtimes shooting other cartoon peoples)
Well anyway, i tried to complete oblivion in as least time as possible, and as you can guess it didnt happen. I put off completeing oblivion for ages cause it's got to be my favorite game and i didnt want to fuck it up like i did in the first visit to Weynon Priory(?) if you want to know how i did, before you talk to the person your said to find, fire an arrow and tell me if the game crashes.
I also never level up on this damn game, cause i read that enemies level up with you. So i was master of the fighters guild with my level 1 mage.
eitherway this is what inspired me to play again:
http://avenyet.blogspot.com/2008/01/elder-scroll-4-oblivion.html
How did he get his alchemy so high i wonder? so my goal is to kick the shit out of this character MWAH HA HA HA, with my updated game (grrr) and get that it's only 1000! achievement that i need cause i not got one of those yet
plus i may get dmc4 today, i dont know...
Now go away because the teapots are coming.
**Xoiqaze**
So it's of the PC and back onto the XBox 360 (plus I was getting tierd of the wankers cramp in my wrist)
So blah blah blah long story short, I made a new profile on my Xbox for playing OFFLINE only. My gamerscore whore activities can stay in this one on the left. Also when i mean offline i just mean the offline achievements (so there goes half of Halo 3's list :) ). I noticed that games that do have a multiplayer in them suck on story, unlike games that are made for multiplayer (like team fortress - no story just funtimes shooting other cartoon peoples)
Well anyway, i tried to complete oblivion in as least time as possible, and as you can guess it didnt happen. I put off completeing oblivion for ages cause it's got to be my favorite game and i didnt want to fuck it up like i did in the first visit to Weynon Priory(?) if you want to know how i did, before you talk to the person your said to find, fire an arrow and tell me if the game crashes.
I also never level up on this damn game, cause i read that enemies level up with you. So i was master of the fighters guild with my level 1 mage.
eitherway this is what inspired me to play again:
http://avenyet.blogspot.com/2008/01/elder-scroll-4-oblivion.html
How did he get his alchemy so high i wonder? so my goal is to kick the shit out of this character MWAH HA HA HA, with my updated game (grrr) and get that it's only 1000! achievement that i need cause i not got one of those yet
plus i may get dmc4 today, i dont know...
Now go away because the teapots are coming.
**Xoiqaze**
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