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**Xoiqaze**
Monday, 24 March 2008
Faggot
What the hell is with people saying faggot? i think i educated some American idiots today, it seems to be faggot is used when a person is loosing and noob is used when a person is winning. I however have found a fun way, when I'm winning i shout any meat product if some one has been shouting faggot the whole match, and it's oddly satisfying.
I was playing halo with a few 'friends' that I'd met on Tenchu Z, even though i sucked major they didn't really care, they just got me to run for the flag.
Long story short we're waiting for some more people to join our little room and i ask what faggot means in American cause over here its a meatball in gravy. They laughed of course cause they didn't know it was a food over here(wtf moment) but over there it means gay etc. So after elaborating what a faggot is (meatball in gravy???) i said if any annoying kids enter the room and start saying it we have to shout a food product at the same time i.e sausage, burger, lamb chops that faggot is used.
what made it better was Vulcan9000 decided to rile up any kid who enter witch unfortunately was quite a few. He told them not to talk unless it was for 'team purposes' which of course is understandable when you think about it 'guys got out flag running to the left' see simple.
But the best was when they were getting there ass kicked and the faggots started, if you imagine
'Hey uilos, your a faggot'
'I'm a girl too lamb chop'
followed by attempted American sarcasm from my buddies 'a girl? whats a girl doing playing halo' 'i know!' i replied 'i thought halo was over the age of 15 males, 11 year old loud mouthed brats'
'fuck you your all faggots' chorus of meat products
funny how people never leave when there getting the piss taken out of them
after the match, 'I'm going to eat some faggots, rice and peas'
the kids are like wtf, didn't you know faggot is a food in England HAH.
well i suppose halo has it's ups and downs
you can't eat faggots!
**Xoiqaze**
I was playing halo with a few 'friends' that I'd met on Tenchu Z, even though i sucked major they didn't really care, they just got me to run for the flag.
Long story short we're waiting for some more people to join our little room and i ask what faggot means in American cause over here its a meatball in gravy. They laughed of course cause they didn't know it was a food over here(wtf moment) but over there it means gay etc. So after elaborating what a faggot is (meatball in gravy???) i said if any annoying kids enter the room and start saying it we have to shout a food product at the same time i.e sausage, burger, lamb chops that faggot is used.
what made it better was Vulcan9000 decided to rile up any kid who enter witch unfortunately was quite a few. He told them not to talk unless it was for 'team purposes' which of course is understandable when you think about it 'guys got out flag running to the left' see simple.
But the best was when they were getting there ass kicked and the faggots started, if you imagine
'Hey uilos, your a faggot'
'I'm a girl too lamb chop'
followed by attempted American sarcasm from my buddies 'a girl? whats a girl doing playing halo' 'i know!' i replied 'i thought halo was over the age of 15 males, 11 year old loud mouthed brats'
'fuck you your all faggots' chorus of meat products
funny how people never leave when there getting the piss taken out of them
after the match, 'I'm going to eat some faggots, rice and peas'
the kids are like wtf, didn't you know faggot is a food in England HAH.
well i suppose halo has it's ups and downs
you can't eat faggots!
**Xoiqaze**
Saturday, 22 March 2008
Chill te F*** out Bitch
I guess i was pissed off yesterday, probly because it was late, probly because i always seem to wind up playing against kids, probly because people never want to play the damn games in the way there supposed to be played, Maybe i ask too much senisible gamers who dont take things too seriously maybe. like that will eveer happen.
Got some new games, well actually only one is 'new' and then one is a 'new' game aswell.
Bully - the new game in the shiny plastic wrap, which i have on PS2. Still was worth it to buy it again. Plus i got the over the rainbow achievement cause i dont see anything wrong with pixels kissing pixels.
Tomb Raider anniversary - also got this on PS2 but havent played it yet, too busy playing...
Tenchu Z - the other new game meaning not played it before, it's a good game ok to buy preowned though, maybe new if you really like tenchu. Unfortunatly Ayame isnt in it, but you can make your own custom character that looks like her, or Rin. As i discoverd yesterday if you ever feel like messing about on tenchu try stealth killing your enemies by useing dead bodies. although done as a fluke, a guy saw me killing his buddy and went to yellow alert and aproched cautiously so i decided to throw the body at him so i could run off, but ended up stealth killing him insted.
oh well thats it, maybe ill make some more halo custom maps.
you must really have to stink for people to smell you 5 meters away
**Xoiqaze**
Got some new games, well actually only one is 'new' and then one is a 'new' game aswell.
Bully - the new game in the shiny plastic wrap, which i have on PS2. Still was worth it to buy it again. Plus i got the over the rainbow achievement cause i dont see anything wrong with pixels kissing pixels.
Tomb Raider anniversary - also got this on PS2 but havent played it yet, too busy playing...
Tenchu Z - the other new game meaning not played it before, it's a good game ok to buy preowned though, maybe new if you really like tenchu. Unfortunatly Ayame isnt in it, but you can make your own custom character that looks like her, or Rin. As i discoverd yesterday if you ever feel like messing about on tenchu try stealth killing your enemies by useing dead bodies. although done as a fluke, a guy saw me killing his buddy and went to yellow alert and aproched cautiously so i decided to throw the body at him so i could run off, but ended up stealth killing him insted.
oh well thats it, maybe ill make some more halo custom maps.
you must really have to stink for people to smell you 5 meters away
**Xoiqaze**
Friday, 21 March 2008
Remind me...
Someone remind me why i dont just press the damn mute button when playing on xbox live. Today i think 'you know i might make a map on halo 3 for giggles' but being as no one was online to play with me i went to play with random people.
i sswear to god it only puts me into rooms with idiots designed to piss me off and there lack of knowledge about bastard sarcasim ruins my fun. But its always a plus when theres another 'adult' in the room.
here let me introduce you to the little bastards that were on halo 3 today
squeaker kid 1 from america and was 11 years old from the fact whenever he killed anyone he'd shout 'OH MY GOD YOU GOT KILLED BY AN 11 YEAR OLD'
squeaker kids friend with a social disorder 'dont leave me ok i dont want to keep dying'
no mic
no mic
Annoyed halo player who slowly got more pissed off as the game went on (english thank god)
me already annoyed by the first comment said to me which got worse during the match.
so there we all are, except the ones who didnt speak.
Ok so first comment that pissed me off:
SK1: why is your picture a cat?
me: my picture? what (at that time writing a message to fatty)
SK1: the cat looks stupid (pause) your a pussy (laughs manicly)
me: (thinks bloody hell) i can change it to the flower if you want, if you think the flowers more pretty
SK1: why would i want you to change it to a flower i called you a pussy
AHP: geez just start the damn game bloody hell
i'm still waiting for that damn penny to drop
and now we come to the in game fun. Now i was shocked/freaked out at the stuff this kid started to say, he said faggot, pwned and teabagged but some of the stuff he said was fucking insane
AHP pretty much let him kick his ass for a few minutes, but he wouldnt kill me wich was kinda ok so i didnt kill him. SK1 however was acctually enjoying the eperience of 'beating two dudes that had done legenday' until AHP said in a clear voice silencing the squeakers
'sorry guys had to go answer my phone WHAT THE FUCK' he must of said it during the loading time cause i didnt hear him say it but i did hear something like crackling.
the stupid kid made the mistake of bragging his kills to him ( on a stationary target) before gettting his ass literally handed to him. Those few minutes after were crazy, ahp must of played that much cause he new were they were going to spawn from.
The stupid kid obviously pissed off at his foolishness and bottom rank cam out with this delightfu comment...
i am going to hunt you down find were you live , hunt you down and kill you and rape your girlfriend
WHAT THE FUCK were the words out of my mouth, and the ahp, both as shocked as each other me questioning him why he said that and ahp getting mega pissed off, plus i tihnk he made the kid cry with what he said but damn, to hear a kid say that stuff fucking hell is what i say. believe me it was a lot more screwed up to hear it then read about it here. with that though i logged out, switched off and wrote this.
i sswear to god it only puts me into rooms with idiots designed to piss me off and there lack of knowledge about bastard sarcasim ruins my fun. But its always a plus when theres another 'adult' in the room.
here let me introduce you to the little bastards that were on halo 3 today
squeaker kid 1 from america and was 11 years old from the fact whenever he killed anyone he'd shout 'OH MY GOD YOU GOT KILLED BY AN 11 YEAR OLD'
squeaker kids friend with a social disorder 'dont leave me ok i dont want to keep dying'
no mic
no mic
Annoyed halo player who slowly got more pissed off as the game went on (english thank god)
me already annoyed by the first comment said to me which got worse during the match.
so there we all are, except the ones who didnt speak.
Ok so first comment that pissed me off:
SK1: why is your picture a cat?
me: my picture? what (at that time writing a message to fatty)
SK1: the cat looks stupid (pause) your a pussy (laughs manicly)
me: (thinks bloody hell) i can change it to the flower if you want, if you think the flowers more pretty
SK1: why would i want you to change it to a flower i called you a pussy
AHP: geez just start the damn game bloody hell
i'm still waiting for that damn penny to drop
and now we come to the in game fun. Now i was shocked/freaked out at the stuff this kid started to say, he said faggot, pwned and teabagged but some of the stuff he said was fucking insane
AHP pretty much let him kick his ass for a few minutes, but he wouldnt kill me wich was kinda ok so i didnt kill him. SK1 however was acctually enjoying the eperience of 'beating two dudes that had done legenday' until AHP said in a clear voice silencing the squeakers
'sorry guys had to go answer my phone WHAT THE FUCK' he must of said it during the loading time cause i didnt hear him say it but i did hear something like crackling.
the stupid kid made the mistake of bragging his kills to him ( on a stationary target) before gettting his ass literally handed to him. Those few minutes after were crazy, ahp must of played that much cause he new were they were going to spawn from.
The stupid kid obviously pissed off at his foolishness and bottom rank cam out with this delightfu comment...
i am going to hunt you down find were you live , hunt you down and kill you and rape your girlfriend
WHAT THE FUCK were the words out of my mouth, and the ahp, both as shocked as each other me questioning him why he said that and ahp getting mega pissed off, plus i tihnk he made the kid cry with what he said but damn, to hear a kid say that stuff fucking hell is what i say. believe me it was a lot more screwed up to hear it then read about it here. with that though i logged out, switched off and wrote this.
Friday, 14 March 2008
OK it's decided
I'm gonna have a gamer score whore night. Caffinated beverage, snack foods, water bottle, lack of trousers, good ol' Xbox 360 plus games to try and drown out the little voices that tell me to get a different hobby.
And at the end of the contest you will get super mega happy fun prize!!!
http://www.force18.co.uk/gamerscore-whore-tshirt-pi-415.html
i want one, i want one 9 times
**Xoiqaze**
And at the end of the contest you will get super mega happy fun prize!!!
http://www.force18.co.uk/gamerscore-whore-tshirt-pi-415.html
i want one, i want one 9 times
**Xoiqaze**
So Ronery and Sadry Arone
Meh everyone gets to go on holiday, except me. I got a weekend of shitty cat trays and annoying canines (i could let the dog 'clean' out the cat tray, but then I'd have a shitty canine instead).
Hmm what to do over the weekend, maybe I'll do some tweaking to my blog or piss off people by calling them at awkward times.
Insert meaningless comment here
**Xoiqaze**
Hmm what to do over the weekend, maybe I'll do some tweaking to my blog or piss off people by calling them at awkward times.
Insert meaningless comment here
**Xoiqaze**
Monday, 10 March 2008
Time for something new
With my money (hopefully) on the rise soon, I feel I should buy a new game for my 360 as my compy has had a lot of attention recently.
Problem is there doesn't seem to be any games I like or have interest in. I suppose i could buy Bully, again or tomb raider anniversary, again. In fact i made a new account so i could regain achievements to get that happy fun time moment you get that causes you to keep playing, but even then i just get board after. I mean yesterday I decided to play Amped 3 again and am pleased to tell you that I have all gold medals on the first slope! (yea, I'm sad, but simple things...).
*sigh* if anyone has got some good suggestions for games, regardless of release dates, write below in comments. But now i think I'll go back to watching power rangers...
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
**Xoiqaze**
Problem is there doesn't seem to be any games I like or have interest in. I suppose i could buy Bully, again or tomb raider anniversary, again. In fact i made a new account so i could regain achievements to get that happy fun time moment you get that causes you to keep playing, but even then i just get board after. I mean yesterday I decided to play Amped 3 again and am pleased to tell you that I have all gold medals on the first slope! (yea, I'm sad, but simple things...).
*sigh* if anyone has got some good suggestions for games, regardless of release dates, write below in comments. But now i think I'll go back to watching power rangers...
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
**Xoiqaze**
Sunday, 9 March 2008
A Woman Scorned
Dear Xbox 360 makers why did you have to include microphones?
OK before you start at that sentence, i know why, it just feels sometimes that they are there to be misused. It's sole purpose is for the tosser on the other end spill out it's pathetic bitching whenever they lose.
Take for instance the Halo 3 players, now i suck at halo, MEGA SUCK unless i have the gravity hammer then i suck a little less (and smash mwah ha haha!) but this time i came 2nd on the leader board out of 8 players, which caused me happy fun time until some prick in the room started going off on one. (personal thought do all Halo players have to say Faggot? or did i miss something). He himself came 5th, but took this piss out of everyone in the room, and me well i started laughing at the dick Telling him how funny i thought he was and his insults were pricless.
BTW if someone is pissing you off on Xbox live agree with them and tell them to tell you more pisses them of mega!
This continued until he said all girl xbox players are fat and ugly, which at that moment cause 6 other mike pictures to appear on the lobby, you guess it (and i was a bit taken aback by it) but the whole room (minus twat) were female players. well i leave you to guess what happend, it's gonna be on you tube supposedly, or so someone said in the room, but i learnt some kick ass new words im gonna use in the future :)
I guess thats what you call a consequence
oh well, maybe i'll go back on to torment idiots...
PWNED BITCHES... DOMINATED, the life of a turret
**Xoiqaze**
OK before you start at that sentence, i know why, it just feels sometimes that they are there to be misused. It's sole purpose is for the tosser on the other end spill out it's pathetic bitching whenever they lose.
Take for instance the Halo 3 players, now i suck at halo, MEGA SUCK unless i have the gravity hammer then i suck a little less (and smash mwah ha haha!) but this time i came 2nd on the leader board out of 8 players, which caused me happy fun time until some prick in the room started going off on one. (personal thought do all Halo players have to say Faggot? or did i miss something). He himself came 5th, but took this piss out of everyone in the room, and me well i started laughing at the dick Telling him how funny i thought he was and his insults were pricless.
BTW if someone is pissing you off on Xbox live agree with them and tell them to tell you more pisses them of mega!
This continued until he said all girl xbox players are fat and ugly, which at that moment cause 6 other mike pictures to appear on the lobby, you guess it (and i was a bit taken aback by it) but the whole room (minus twat) were female players. well i leave you to guess what happend, it's gonna be on you tube supposedly, or so someone said in the room, but i learnt some kick ass new words im gonna use in the future :)
I guess thats what you call a consequence
oh well, maybe i'll go back on to torment idiots...
PWNED BITCHES... DOMINATED, the life of a turret
**Xoiqaze**
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