Monday, 24 March 2008

Faggot

What the hell is with people saying faggot? i think i educated some American idiots today, it seems to be faggot is used when a person is loosing and noob is used when a person is winning. I however have found a fun way, when I'm winning i shout any meat product if some one has been shouting faggot the whole match, and it's oddly satisfying.
I was playing halo with a few 'friends' that I'd met on Tenchu Z, even though i sucked major they didn't really care, they just got me to run for the flag.
Long story short we're waiting for some more people to join our little room and i ask what faggot means in American cause over here its a meatball in gravy. They laughed of course cause they didn't know it was a food over here(wtf moment) but over there it means gay etc. So after elaborating what a faggot is (meatball in gravy???) i said if any annoying kids enter the room and start saying it we have to shout a food product at the same time i.e sausage, burger, lamb chops that faggot is used.
what made it better was Vulcan9000 decided to rile up any kid who enter witch unfortunately was quite a few. He told them not to talk unless it was for 'team purposes' which of course is understandable when you think about it 'guys got out flag running to the left' see simple.
But the best was when they were getting there ass kicked and the faggots started, if you imagine
'Hey uilos, your a faggot'
'I'm a girl too lamb chop'
followed by attempted American sarcasm from my buddies 'a girl? whats a girl doing playing halo' 'i know!' i replied 'i thought halo was over the age of 15 males, 11 year old loud mouthed brats'
'fuck you your all faggots' chorus of meat products
funny how people never leave when there getting the piss taken out of them
after the match, 'I'm going to eat some faggots, rice and peas'
the kids are like wtf, didn't you know faggot is a food in England HAH.

well i suppose halo has it's ups and downs

you can't eat faggots!

**Xoiqaze**

1 comment:

Avenyet said...

told you that'll work

and yea the word i need to type in to post this is foggot thats too close...