Remind me...

Someone remind me why i dont just press the damn mute button when playing on xbox live. Today i think 'you know i might make a map on halo 3 for giggles' but being as no one was online to play with me i went to play with random people.
i sswear to god it only puts me into rooms with idiots designed to piss me off and there lack of knowledge about bastard sarcasim ruins my fun. But its always a plus when theres another 'adult' in the room.

here let me introduce you to the little bastards that were on halo 3 today

squeaker kid 1 from america and was 11 years old from the fact whenever he killed anyone he'd shout 'OH MY GOD YOU GOT KILLED BY AN 11 YEAR OLD'

squeaker kids friend with a social disorder 'dont leave me ok i dont want to keep dying'

no mic

no mic

Annoyed halo player who slowly got more pissed off as the game went on (english thank god)

me already annoyed by the first comment said to me which got worse during the match.

so there we all are, except the ones who didnt speak.

Ok so first comment that pissed me off:

SK1: why is your picture a cat?
me: my picture? what (at that time writing a message to fatty)
SK1: the cat looks stupid (pause) your a pussy (laughs manicly)
me: (thinks bloody hell) i can change it to the flower if you want, if you think the flowers more pretty
SK1: why would i want you to change it to a flower i called you a pussy
AHP: geez just start the damn game bloody hell

i'm still waiting for that damn penny to drop

and now we come to the in game fun. Now i was shocked/freaked out at the stuff this kid started to say, he said faggot, pwned and teabagged but some of the stuff he said was fucking insane

AHP pretty much let him kick his ass for a few minutes, but he wouldnt kill me wich was kinda ok so i didnt kill him. SK1 however was acctually enjoying the eperience of 'beating two dudes that had done legenday' until AHP said in a clear voice silencing the squeakers
'sorry guys had to go answer my phone WHAT THE FUCK' he must of said it during the loading time cause i didnt hear him say it but i did hear something like crackling.
the stupid kid made the mistake of bragging his kills to him ( on a stationary target) before gettting his ass literally handed to him. Those few minutes after were crazy, ahp must of played that much cause he new were they were going to spawn from.
The stupid kid obviously pissed off at his foolishness and bottom rank cam out with this delightfu comment...

i am going to hunt you down find were you live , hunt you down and kill you and rape your girlfriend

WHAT THE FUCK were the words out of my mouth, and the ahp, both as shocked as each other me questioning him why he said that and ahp getting mega pissed off, plus i tihnk he made the kid cry with what he said but damn, to hear a kid say that stuff fucking hell is what i say. believe me it was a lot more screwed up to hear it then read about it here. with that though i logged out, switched off and wrote this.