HOLY CRAP!!!

So i got into the 80's last night with a whopping(?) 83 points :). Something must be wrong, although i did become 2nd after the engineer (he had about 120 plus points). Well either way I've made a few friends and we always play on the same team and our team work is pretty good (i was praised because of my awesome medic skills and got friend requests from them). But they do like to annoy other players by eating them back and not getting the last capture point to win, only getting it in the last minute. Put it this way the defense makes it so only a Ubercharged heavy or solider can get out.
so picture this:
a level one turret with the dispenser behind the engie so he can continuously repair it.
a scout that's works more as a decoy
a medic (usually me) healing every ones boo boos
and someone else who plays what ever class and helps kill spy escapees, but this guy almost always goes with melee so...you should here the comments he says.

as i said it's not impossible to get past, one ubercharge has beaten it, with the turret focused on the uberchargie everyone else can get past.

Also i gots some other little tips i figured out while playing last night (fuck you i know that other people figured this out already but i want to sparkle today so shut up and read)

Sniper
poor little snipers, only good weapon is the rifle, which is given away if people can see the little blue/red dot on the wall. The best time to use a sniper i when your attacks are...well...attackers. like soilders, pyros and heavys. Players are far more bothered about those guys that they never see you coming. but once you do snipe said wanker run to a new position cause you know he will change to a sniper or solider to fire one at you. so that then as well gives you another few seconds to adjust your aim and pop his head off.

Pyros
I like my pyro now, except i don't go all fucking trigger happy with it. instead i find my enemies who are closets to health pick ups and go for them. Strange? you may think, most times they don't realise the health is there so will continuously shoot, but if you pick it up after being hurt and they see it while they are burning they know they may not survive the encounter and will run to the next health pick up. which of course invites a shot gun to the back. also sneaking up on enemies works as well.

Medics
Arr medics so fun, easy points if you time it right (like i do like a motherfuckaaa) imagine this, 1 solider, 1 heavy and a medic swapping health between the two, sooner or later you will get a kill assist. meaning 0.5 point to you and your buddy so if both kill enemies and you are healing both you get a whole 1 point and they still got 0.5. also you get points for healing and getting ubercharge. even more when ubercharged ally kills people. you can still swap in ubercharge mode cause ubercharge takes 2 seconds to wear off disconnected allies.

and by the way, yes i am the greatest player in team fortress so feel free to bask in my glory n00bs

Getting Better...

well I do enjoy this new gamer skill of mine that i seem to have magically acquired, my abysmally low scores in fps online seems to have took pity on me by only letting me play with retar... idiots. THAT or i am actually getting better.

put it this way my scores on team fortress have been very low, around the 10 points and under mark (15 if I'm a medic) but recently they have rocketed to around 50 +! which is insane but earlier today i played a whole match without dying once playing with the scout. i guess my strategy is working.

if you want to know its simple, play like a spy.
- i always go for those running away then as they turn around i circle them in the opposite direction that they are turning.
- when i get to half life (lame pun) i make like a tree and run off getting the nearest health pick up
- avoiding pyros
- when tackling sentries i wait for some other poor sap to run in front of it, then i run past it so i can pistol whip the damn thing which of course pisses of engie so i pistol whip him.

oh well i think its cool, not important like some things but cool. and coffee tastes manky nasty stuff I'd rather have tea

oh wells again good luck and everything with the torture, i mean work and hopefully binty McGee didn't hastle you too much.

now what a nice blog entry that was, with spelling and punctuation checks. strong bad would be pround.

Ow Ow Ow

My god damned toes are hurting again, well the toe knuckle area is anyway. try walking without bending your toes. I'm gonna soak it for a while.

also have you finiahed all your workies now? cause it looks like you have from your blog posts (well from i can understand) and btw leave decent comments not 'oh s shes posted today lets comment and not read it ones.

EVIDENCE
ok now...post, bath, xbox....toilet

OMG!

I made a new map on Foundry on halo and its become mega popular, well i tihnk it has. Its the first time ive acctually herd positive comments from people on xbox live :) plus about 8 friend requests at the end of the match with 12 playing. Plus to the people who asked, no i'm not going to add grenades cause that will make it crap.

I tihnk what made it great was the fact it's not like the other halo maps and plyers have certain restictions, for example:

1: no grenades
2: no jumping, no point anyway on this map
3: no long range weapons, close range and melee only
4: lots of tight spaces
5: multiple routes

i will give you £5 if you can guess what this map is called

:)

Jumping on the Bandwagon

well probly not as much so, but it seems i've developed this circle of doing one of 3 things. which is:

Play a MMORPG -> Play on game console (currently XBOX360) -> playing on RPG Maker XP

then back around again or it could just be

pc -> xbox -> pc -> xbox

I guess it was that Juni mushroom game that started me off, but i'll probly go back to xbox cause supposedly the medic acievements are coming to xbox, well by the way to roosterteeth guys are talking about it.

condemned 2 looks pretty cool, reguardless of what yahtzee says cause what game does not get shitty in the final moments of the game (except farenhiet or however it's spelt that was a nice little game that you could try and fuck up yourself but it wouldnt let you but what ever).

STOP!

before you say portal let me remind you that if you played that game with out the volume it would have gotten boring, Glados added comedy to the last part of the game by threatening to make Cake out of you.

Of course a game is fun when you first play it and will always slow down after for example project zero that first bit where you have to run around looking for the aera were the door is sealed and you have to take a picture of a glowing aura to dispel it only to see the wall coverd in blood and a ghost through the cameras lens which was invisible to the naked eye...wait hang on i got a little lost
eitherway at first pz gives you scares and bumps, that hair lady on pz3 still freaks me oout, at first then its slows down. The main boss also adds a jumpy ness because she chases you like the baddies in clock tower 3.

in clock tower 3, yes thats jumpy when the bastards chase you but if you smart like me, you remember were they come from on the next playthrough and wear your ivisibility bands to walk past them and not trigger there chase sequence. try it in this aera, in the theatre on the first 'world' theres a part where as you go through some doors to go upstairs sledgehammer jumps down on top of you inducing panic, put the invisabily band on before you go through the doors and nothing happens, you can go up and wash of the seal.

Dead rising can slow down aswell, kiling zombies ith chainsaws is fun for a while but because the asses never really die they become more of a newcence blocking your way when trying to escourt your precious servivors.

farenhight Bah wtf indigo prophecysfgangdnhgdadfg fuck spelling - got better as the game went along cause it added wtf to it, how else would that game continue if it kept swapping betwwen the workaholic clautraphobic woman, the 'just about to get laid black guy' the 'i'm part of an evil cult thats been around for ever' guy and the 'wtf did i just do' guy
gaining super powers seemed like a cool idea to me although not like on condemed 2 with the sonic blast thing lie full blown matrix ass kicking powers, i mean he died and came back to life and got super powers... then had sex... then rules the world...and lives with homeless peoples...and married the cop who was chasing him...guess you dont need to play it now.

i sort of forgot what i was going on about, oh right games going bad in the last parts, but what i've seen of condemned 2 getting chased by a rabies infected bear seems pretty fucked up, still, its looks a bit too scary for me, wtf with the maneqins appearing randomly

Nice Sandwich...BOINK!

Dont know how new it is but the scout has got a...well... meet the scout trailer, which is is hella funni omg lolz

look on gametrailers for it if your intrested, wont take long for you lasy link people to search for it. If it seems too chalenging search this - Team Fortress 2, meet the scout.


Boink

W00t W00t W00t

Yay i uploaded a video! yay! shut up it's been a slow week and this was the first one ever. It's my final fantasy heros one.

Jubilations!

They call me MR PIG!!!

pig one today, i was tempted to add eyebrows and stuff but thought fuck that. Anyways new wtf thing below


I found my trigun dvd aswell so all is happy

**Xoiqaze**

And again...

Made another one, if they not funny I'll stop doing them just can't think of any ideas that could cheer you up with out breaking out the porno.
So for a quick cheer you up see below
so, if you dont like them or can think of other animals or objects i can use tell me. My mommy likes them

**Xoiqaze**

Cat Lover

I love cats but for some strange reason i found this funny, call it dark humor if you wish, used 4 cute cats from Google images each site had multiple links so i kind of confused witch to put but you ill find it if you search 2 cats. Anyway i hope it cheers you up :)


i likes it

**Xoiqaze**

Defeated

Well i was trying to do something funny to cheer someone up but that asshole Adobe photo shop decided to wave a big flag in my face saying you suck in pretty coloUrs before i gave up entirely. It's wasn't going to change the world but for some reason while walking around asda it seemed pretty funny. So it's back to basic paint to try and do something a little less funny. Might post it later.

hopefully it will be funny

**Xoiqaze**

Poor Baby

Poor fatty is poorly i hope he feels better. I expect he's just hungover and that its not nothing serious cause that idiot tends to accept more stupid errands when he's loosing the health battle. *throws Kumagoro*

oh wells get better soon
and BTW i got a new gamertag that's not so new anymore lol

they still not had these easter eggs

**Xoiqaze**