Mehh

So i trys to make a katamari roller person and i sew it wrong, then i try to make a kirby and the arms too big.

oh wells, might as well buy ones

plus why do i keep adding s's

Check List

• Birthday Card - Check
• Pressie - Check
• Funny Pressie - Check
• Cutie annoying thing - Not check(?)
• Idea for cool ass cake - nada

Hmm lacking ideas for cake. I was going to try and make a companion cube cake but i dont think i could do a good one. but what else could i do, i suppose i could do the 'really was a cake' cake but i dont know how to add the chocolate bits to the side without rolling it down the stairs.


woah woah woah, good news. i just figure out what type of cake design i could do, heh heh heh. I'll need green food colouring and that roll out icing stuff

ERECTION!

...is what Pheonix Wrights brother says when he sees something sleasy.

Anyway Sims 2, very strange it is. Most times it's ok loading and stuff but recently its been a fickle bitch with a VERY short attention span, which means it will install everything without telling you theres no memory space. Most times when installing you get moaned at for not having space but I guess EA thinks it's fun to do things like this.

Plus wtf with the new zero punctuation layout?

Strange...

WILLIES - you are now gay for reading that.

Hmmm, 3 lines of words not in sentances and Ad has not commented.

*Gasp*

has he finally broke his wrist from all his wa...waiting for lectures to finish so playing portal insted.

Now to see what type of person he is by the tone of the comment he leaves...

GOD DAMN YOU!!!

3 new games and not one work WTF!

Fucking EA

pricks

Getting Old

Walking around Merry Hill pisses me of for many reasons, although i could take time and list them I'll choose not too because 1: it would make me a contradictive moany bitch and 2: it actualy has some shops rather then down Halesowen and Stourbridge (but that could be different now).

Number one on the agenda is the fact you can't move and when you say 'excuse me' in the nicest way everyone looks at you like you've just threatend to kill them and eat their babies.
which, strangly, brings me on to my next topic.

although people who dont know me tend to think i'm young (the plasterer thought i was 14 the other day, even asking why i wasnt in school), i feel really old looking at the moms with there babies in merry hill. most of them must be the same age as me and possibly younger. it's even more scary when the baby is with it's mom, grandmother and great grandmother. I mean when is it too old to have a baby now being as kids at 16 can have them? so what after 25 i'm too old???
What i dont understand is how they can be ready to have children so early, and not think there is anything else after finishing college or school.

now this may sound incredibly heartless and creul, but as a nursery nurse I at this time in my life dont think am able to raise a child, i feel that i'd abondon it, or not care for it like a mother should. So how is it so easy for people to make that choice, I need someone to tell me and say it with dead seriousness cause it's driving me nuts when people think i'm wierd for asking it. it's almost like we've gone back to caveman days or something

i need an agony aunt...

Thank You...

Yahtzee FTW

Err hang on a minute...(part 2)

I dont know why it's gone small like that, everthing should be normal size

nice and short for Ad to read

GTA 4 Rundown

So rather then play the game and tell you what i think (cause god knows why I can't bring myself to play it), I'm going to do something slightly different...i think.

so let's judge the game by it's achievements, not in a 'omg gamerscore whore points mine mine' way, a 'this is what we want you to do' way.
so on with the show...

misson achievements:
10 achievements here but 8 are for finishing missions only. wait 8! 8! so are there only 8 missions?!?
no.
because another achievement expects you to complete this game in 30 hours, less in fact so either the missions are incredably long or the above achievements are for CHAPTERS and not MISSIONS as it says.

the last mission achievement is to complete the game 100%, easy for me

Friend Achievements
Gawd how i hate that word...'friend' meaning companion, meaning focking pain in the arse. But luckly not online achievements (looking at you team fortress).
anyway 5 for this, 1 being that all your friends left alive(?) still like you over 90% (you end up killing a lot of friends you make, like in any pther gta so no change there then ha ha ha). which is going to be a bitch cause you acctually have to spend time with these people inbetween doing the other usual gta crap.

activities achievements
4 in all, just be good at darts, pool, tetris - i mean QUB3D, and bowling and you'll get these. i read somewhere that colour blind gamers are pissed off at the Qub3d cause of, well, they can't see the qub3s moving. oh dear, it seems God dislikes his colour blind children (and i heard this was Gods game) he doesnt he loves you really

Fuck the others ill do them later. I'm bored writing about the damn games achievements, guess this didnt help after all

hello Ad, how are you?

List This Bitch

ok a list of things that happend today:

• forgot my keys
• saw a fox kill a rat and run off with it (soo coooooooool)
• electric man came over and became pissed off at the shoddyness of the job his underlings did
• ate some minstels
• took dog for walk
• tided room...again
• read blog and wondered who the fuck this adam is
• wrote this

and possibly after i shall

• eat food
• have a bath/wash
• use toilet
• go to bed
• sleep

hmmm, still not able to play gta or assassins creed GAh it pissing me off now *sighs*

any way whos this ad, and why does he always seem to comment on my 'barely a sentance' blog posts, it very confusing. I guess he can't read...alot of words...at one time

:)

TW@

asshole, dont mock me

Time for Change

Well I actually tided my room up for a change, well not by choice i was sort of forced to, silly earth wire.

So while pissing about today sorting things out i decided to do what everyone does eventually and make a new blog, although this one is not going to include personal events or whatever but just about my thoughts on my games that i buy (yes jumping on the band wagon i know).
This new blog is for game stuff only as i recently have had 3 new games and have been unable to play and enjoy them, call it gamers block if you will. So by writing my thoughts about said games in a fresh blog maybe i'll be able to play the damn things insted of turning it off after 30 minutes.

the games I'm going to write about are the ones currently in my posession, you want a review check out gametrailers or ign or whichever site shows previews, i'm more intrested in the now.

so hope that sorts things out a little bit, well off to make it