GTA 4 Rundown

So rather then play the game and tell you what i think (cause god knows why I can't bring myself to play it), I'm going to do something slightly different...i think.

so let's judge the game by it's achievements, not in a 'omg gamerscore whore points mine mine' way, a 'this is what we want you to do' way.
so on with the show...

misson achievements:
10 achievements here but 8 are for finishing missions only. wait 8! 8! so are there only 8 missions?!?
no.
because another achievement expects you to complete this game in 30 hours, less in fact so either the missions are incredably long or the above achievements are for CHAPTERS and not MISSIONS as it says.

the last mission achievement is to complete the game 100%, easy for me

Friend Achievements
Gawd how i hate that word...'friend' meaning companion, meaning focking pain in the arse. But luckly not online achievements (looking at you team fortress).
anyway 5 for this, 1 being that all your friends left alive(?) still like you over 90% (you end up killing a lot of friends you make, like in any pther gta so no change there then ha ha ha). which is going to be a bitch cause you acctually have to spend time with these people inbetween doing the other usual gta crap.

activities achievements
4 in all, just be good at darts, pool, tetris - i mean QUB3D, and bowling and you'll get these. i read somewhere that colour blind gamers are pissed off at the Qub3d cause of, well, they can't see the qub3s moving. oh dear, it seems God dislikes his colour blind children (and i heard this was Gods game) he doesnt he loves you really

Fuck the others ill do them later. I'm bored writing about the damn games achievements, guess this didnt help after all

hello Ad, how are you?