No stupid kids just stupid parents.

Oh ho ho jack thompson would be proud. maybe I should email him this blog entry cause it will please him up emensly. Because once again it will show how fucking wrong he is.

it all starts with a little trip to tesco.
We're in the car (me, my auntie tracy and my cousins matthew and oliver) and after talking about picking georgie up from brownies, Matthew (aged 12 i tihnk or a bit younger) asks me if i have completeed GTA 4.

hmmm yes let that sink in.

OH NO *gasp* a 12 year old playing a 18+ game!!!! stop the fucking presses.

so being a coniving little bitch that i am i said to tracy in my nicest voice...ahem
'wow, i didnt think you'd buy him that game'

to her reply, 'why whats wrong with it'

so you can guess what i said, put it this way when i said strippers and lap dances she told mattie of for the game having strippers in it.

now i didnt expect her to tell of mattie i thought she'd be like *oh shit what did i buy him*

so once again another parent has brought a game for a underage child without looking at the back of the case.

I then followed up my little bitchness by sayign she can no longer blame me for there swearing influences because she bought them south park when oliver was in year 1 so thats not my fault they heard bad language. And gta has a hell of a load more.

oh and by the way it seems a bit ironic i was talking about swearing when ive swore all through this

meh *throws random grenades*

steamed...

fucking steam, i sue you now for pissing me off

when you release bloody updates keep in mind the different time zones

*growls at steam people*

oh oh not another one

blargh another one, oh and possible better graphics

You little bitch...

I erm well err anyways this little picture is from andrew fatty who told me that last night he was busy talking to adam. In reality he was talking to some phone sex person called annabella but he denys it of course saying Ad talks too focking much. WHICH is also a lie cause the day a bloke spends more time on the phone then a woman he is to be declared... a hippo. cause i cant think of a good insault. and i want to put this picture up. and my feet hurt. and its been a busy day. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

maybe adam can give me an idea to get andrew back *plots in corner*

Medic! Medic! Medic! Doc! Come on man!

just a little something i made on garrys mod relating to a normal game on team fortress when other players notice a medic or their display of affection for the 'e' button...

stupid...

stupid periods
stupid cramps
stupid painkillers
stupid pharmacy
stupid i.d.
stupid foot
stupid leg
stupid mom
stupid stairs
stupid bath
stupid nurse
stupid wayne
stupid leigh
stupid lily
stupid kitten
stupid driving
stupid parking
stupid waiting
stupid nurse
stupid blood clot
stupid panic
stupid me
stupid waiting
stupid student
stupid waiting
stupid doctor
stupid waiting
stupid doctor
stupid sweet
stupid blood clot
stupid panic
stupid me
stupid waiting
stupid phone
stupid game
stupid message
stupid andrew
stupid doctor
stupid hospital
stupid jeep
stupid waynes mom house
stupid petrol station
stupid billy
stupid belle
stupid plates
stupid pizza
stupid tiredness
stupid blog
stupid post
stupid day

the pyro new weapons

after just kicking ass on tf2 i was looking at my little pyro buddy and thought what other weapons could they do for a pyro? i mean pyro with no flame thrower is not pyro.
i mean hands up who guess the new medic weapons correctly. a gun that heals you, the critical uber and the mega bone saw. they stil heal in a way but for pyros...

hmmm...(contemplates) maybe insted of the axe he uses a sledgehammer, for the shot gun a more power ful close range shotty, and maybe a napalm thrower that probly has more distance but lacks power or the constant burning. (but doesnt a flame thrower do that anyway or is it oil)

and andrews new website look very small for some reason

Bad Paitent

well mom is back from the hospital and everything seems fine apart from the fact she obviously depressed. She cant move around cause she has to rest her foot and it pissing her off. Problem is with mom is she makes a list of jobs to do and then finds more jobs to do (that dont need doing) which of course makes her stressed. But as shes just listed them off to me she only has a few to do and now shes board stuck watching the tele. Problem is she refuses to eat what i cook for her because she hasnt made it herself (i dont burn things and only do so on purpose). so while i have something nice to eat she wants rivitas. and a apple. and a pack of cheddars.

gahhh