When i meant boring, it wasnt that your blog is crap it was just the short, uncomplicated way of me starting off my very long blog.
so I will add the true opening now:
Original:
Being as Andrews blogs are boring these days I thought i'd cheer people up by showing them a few things
New and improved:
Being as my hard working sexy He-man Andrew is busy working his little socks off, his depressed state is being mirrored on his blog, and so every other post is about how his evil overlord masters are treating him like a bitch. BUT TAKE HEART YOUNG WARRIOR as it will all pay off in the end when your rolling in mountins of cash with ladies queing up to suck on your 'Wii controller'
after you haVe made the best game in the world that has caused world peace, saved the rainforests, stopped pollution, loose my belly etc etc...
Yes the clock looked cool and coffee is the life juice of a code monkey but the rest of your blog is quite unentertaining to ME anyway. Which of course means mine own may have been boring for you from time to time. In fact AD had not commented for a whilemaybe i should liven up my blog with pictures of boobs and things that men like. But then i would have a novel and not a blog as you can see.
With my awesome L33t hax0r super pwnage awesome skills i found some secret team fortress 2 weapons.
so there you have it. for some reason i think the original is a lot quicker, now excuse me cause someone is wrong on the internet...
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2 comments:
ok thats not what i really meant by what i said but hey whatever
nice post though :D made me laugh
theres no need to resort to boobs i know I wish my GF would call me sexy more often you lucky do avenyet -Ad
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