without me it would just be aweso

lookie what i did on ms paint lol

i think its cool

For the love of god...

dont eat the heavys sandvich, it's not worth it. really just don't you'll regret it.
I for one would like to keep al my blood and my spine in one piece

MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HEE

i finally beat you fuckers with my random thoughts. unless you lost your eyeballs or chopped of your fingers, if that was the case you could of used your tongue. but then how would you get the salty cucumber taste out your mouth. (yes ponder on that for a second).

i fianlly beat that cock eating cunt head alone in the dark, the game itself is ok when i think about it but its just those damn evil roots. its like having a brickwall slammed in your face.

by the way anyone want some shitty hentai?

andrew doesnt want it, honestly it doesnt bother me he can have all the porn he wants or lack therof.

maybe i'll watch it


HOLY SHIT DBZ PENIS

just had a thought, part 2

i was thinking if you could tie a rope to a satalite would you be able to swing on the rope or would you pull the satalite down?

i mean nothing is holding it up there but yet it floats around the earth but if it had wieght pullking on it would it plumit back to earth. OR would you be dragged out.

also would the rope move when the world rotated (well yeah it would) but what if it got stuck on a mountin or building, would it pull down the satalite or would it pull earth of its axis or would it stop rotation all together.

hmmm

together in the merkiness

cause thats what it is. you are followed around by some art dealer or whatever she is, a more easy discription to class her is the annoying bitch of the game, the only realism to her is her personality is as flat as her chest.
the guy you play, edward carnaby, is your typical hero person, not giving a shit about anyone else at first, being able to get out of situations the poor other npc's are unable to, also the strange ability to find a fire extinguisher were ever theres a fire. also he's got amnesia and a big scar down his face and could well be over 100 years old but the fact his face looks like leather and his lips like snake skin (you will be seeing his lips alot) and he likes to swear in every sentance of his dialog...makes him the hero.

for all this games faults, believe me there are loads. i got the 10 mile achievement in the first driving section cause the floor was being a prick wouldnt let me drive. no seriously the floor wouldnt let me drive.
i held the button down to drive and the wheels turned but i didnt move. it was like one of those old movies where the car is still and the background moves behind the car.
so cause i didnt move i got killed by the shockwave, 3 time i might add.
another thing when you are driving through that section watchng someone else do a perfect run looks a lot more cooler then when you are doing it yourself.

gonna finish it here in case compy blows up

IM NOT DONE YET BY A LONG SHOT

p.s boobs again lol

Hmm strange...

god dam fucking computer, it like to randomly turn off for no fucking reason. most time when im doing something like writing my blog.

so anyways:

number 1: for some reason i just can stop eating ice cubes. i mean i put coke on it but i just want the ice cubes in the end. yesterday i made a glass full of them and just ate them while playing alone in the dark.

number 2: mom sat and watched a episode of ghost in the shell with me, the one where a killer is on the loose skinning women alive and getting them to watch it. Now like most people she just assumes anime is for kids but i think she was a bit surprised about the fact they do adult ones. she even said i doubt theyd show that on a real people show. which meant i guess that they can get away with a lot more then normal tv stuff.

number 3: alone in the dark. ho ho ho this game, this game really needed to be tested more or something cause it seems that it was only tested for pc. im talking about the controls cause even though its like resident evil controls (left and right turn you and back makes you step back and forward, well you get the idea), its the other crap that pisses me off. for example it took me a good ten minutes to figure out how to get out of this fucking car that dangled over a chasm. the normal controls didnt work, oh no they just let me get out the sunroof for some reason. GAH ill talk about it later

GO TEAM AWESOME!

yay i came top in a ranked match!

yeah i know it's sad but i never did it before cause i pretty much suck at fps games in general but i did it! woooo!

yeah well its been a slow news week, and lost oddysey is hard. well not hard but a little bit tricky

and by the way if you still had your xbox ad i would kick your ass on soul calibur!





cause im awesome.

HOLY CRAP!!!.......part 2

this game is fucking insane

http://www.avenyet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/boxshot_uk_large.jpg

and for god knows what ever reason i cant open a new window so i cant add picture of War tech senko no ronde.

now picture this your listening to japanese teenagers controlling mechs, having in most cases a plesent conversation, (or sometimes the good character telling of the bad on for his manners) while beating the shit out of each other with energy blades and missiles and ...... LazER GUn!s

joe's here...

so one on one fighting until the end when it changes completely and you have to fight a god damn ship or a squid machine.

the battle looks very much like this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZuidKexBQ

i kid you not

until you figure out how to do them, you are well and truly fucked

plus of course the boss has more life then you



btw soul calibur 4 is great except for the fact online play is a cow. a poor little level one, who has yet to play online to put against a level 63 in there first match.

so they balance the characters but not the player levels? twits
all lag is a pain in the ass as it takes a while for the internet to think what your doing.