Fucking YES!

yay i fianlly got my first 1000g gamer points lol

yeah i know its not a salution to world peace but fuck it i been bored and now im all happy. see these 'little' things make me happy cause i not really a ott type of person.

now i just got to complete a game that andrew has before him so i can brag about it cause i know he's gonna be like 'well i've already got 6 1000g point things'

*floats away on happy cloud*

bump

it still didnt work even though i used a tablespoon of butter it sort of evaporated.

blergh


fuck you adam its your fault

the internet has failed...

... run for cover.


why is something simple so fucking hard to find.
i want to make butterd popcorn, so logically youd think insted of oil you use butter to cook the kenels in right? WRONG. the butter never covers the popped kenels.
fuck kenels thats what a dog lies in they gonna be called corns now.
back on the subject i want to have butter flavord popcorn but cause the butter not stick to it i cant. so i looks on the internets and they come up with all these stupid recipes add maple syrp, mixed suger with the butter, mix suger syrp and salt with the butter. fucking everything else except how to cover the fluffy white with butter.
it's stupid, plus you want to see whats worse. type into google how to make salted popcorn.
How fucking stupid must you be to need a recipe for salted popcorn, you sprinkle it on.

of cousre this can all be solved with a bastard popcorn maker but who want to spend £50 on one of those things when a saucepan works just fine.

why is nothing simple, i blame men

anyway its my cousin oliver's birthday

happy birthday you fucking wanker you :)

Come on, show me your rage!

I think i figured
 out why im so bloody bored
       all the bastard time, it's
               because everything i want to
                       watch, read, play or do is getting
                                      either pushed back or interupted.
                                 It sucks balls its like being that
                            stupid ass donkey who'll never
                get the fucking tesco organic
           carrot on the stick.
       plus i cant think
   of anything
original coming
   out at the cinema
         thats funny and not a
              bloody sequel to other pieces
                      of shit. I mean i know im limited
                                        with what i can watch cause
                                                     human suffering does
                                            nothing for me but
                                     i still wanted to go
                              see half blood prince
                     (fuck you assholes i know
             it will suck raccoon dick
       but I LIKE THEM)
im still
expecting an anime to
be turned into a live action film soon,
      opefully not one i've watched or enjoyed
              cause then all hope will be lost cause
                     eastenders will have a film or similer
                           any ways on the point of violent
                                     bloody euphoria i want
                                           left 4 dead, dead space,
                                         last remenant and
                           other things i probly forgot
                 no stupid sack puppet things
           cause i know those bloody
things are just going to be
everywere pissing me off.
   i can see evil in there eyes and
              it looks like lentils.
                    And if you had trouble reading this fuck you
                                 let your pissed off ness boil to the
                           surface! let your fury flow freely
                  come on, see if you can see the
           easter egg i did there.




rage!  RAGE!!!

I needs....

a big ass desk so i can put all my computer stuff on it.

Cause i was thinking everyone got a ps3 or wants one so i stuck on my lonely xbox 360 with no one to play with (pity me i need it, i gots no mates lol, well unless you count random assholes and halotards)

problem is, well 2 problems 1 i got no room and 2 i dont really want to buy the same games again cause theres nothing on ps3 that i want to play thats already out on 360.

also what the fuck is with tilting the wii controler to drive?!?!?!?!?!?!?

was they on crack when they thought that would be a good idea. its hard enough carrying a sandwitch on a plate thats is being balanced on a cornetto's grip part with one hand while on a unicycle.

oh wells


i want dead space
it looks nice and scary
unlike fucking alone in the dark which would have been scary if it wasnt such a great big pile of zombie ball sacks
i also wants left 4 dead
and i want andrew to get it
and i want adam to fix his 360
then i want adam to get left 4 dead
then we can all play together
cause 3somes are fun
well probly not so much for the pair that are identical sexes
well at least id be able to run away from one of them easily (ooo thats harsh *smacks hand*)
unless god gave him roket launchers or super quick legs

and why is there so many online rpg advertisments there bloody everywere

well i suppose thats it for now

hang on

i tihnk i hear a jet pack

yippee for me!!!

it was my birthday on saturday, which ment i got lots of nice things and also got to drag andrew around merry hill to get me somethings with his money cause obviously i can't spend mine it would make him feel bad.

anyway i thought adam had broke his wrists or fingers or something else he types with. either that or my blog has got boring, maybe i need to add boobies again.

do you want boobs?

well look at my gamer score thing in the bottom left cause ivy usually appears now and then showing her giant...snake sword.

oh well time to sweep my floor