... run for cover.
why is something simple so fucking hard to find.
i want to make butterd popcorn, so logically youd think insted of oil you use butter to cook the kenels in right? WRONG. the butter never covers the popped kenels.
fuck kenels thats what a dog lies in they gonna be called corns now.
back on the subject i want to have butter flavord popcorn but cause the butter not stick to it i cant. so i looks on the internets and they come up with all these stupid recipes add maple syrp, mixed suger with the butter, mix suger syrp and salt with the butter. fucking everything else except how to cover the fluffy white with butter.
it's stupid, plus you want to see whats worse. type into google how to make salted popcorn.
How fucking stupid must you be to need a recipe for salted popcorn, you sprinkle it on.
of cousre this can all be solved with a bastard popcorn maker but who want to spend £50 on one of those things when a saucepan works just fine.
why is nothing simple, i blame men
anyway its my cousin oliver's birthday
happy birthday you fucking wanker you :)
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