youd trhink years of being ignored wouldnt make me give a shit that people still do it now. but let me tell you people assuming they know what your gonna say and think there right and you are wrong never fucking gets old.
maybe its just me be overly sentimental or everyone else being a asshole but i cant talk to anybody with out them finishing my bastard sentances. perhaps i talk too slow or i have a robot voice, or perhaps everyone is a fucking mind reader because everyone seems to know what my bastard problems are and its making me sick.
i suppose i'll just keep bottleing it up like ive always done, but know whenever somethings minute and stupid happens i just want to go fucking insane and beat up whichever fucker comes into my room and looks at me wrong.
maybe its the video games maybe its the all the violent films i never watch or maybe all those bright colours i played with as a child maybe its all the fucking coke i drink but the fact remains that ive got no one to talk to who understands and even worse no one who will bloody listen.
i suppose the wall will give me the results i want from someone who shuts up and listens but what i need is the person who will listen and then understand.
i guess i could go all emo and slit my wrists and scrape my self raw with a razer or whatever but what the fuck would that accomplish. fucking oliver thinks he's got problems, my problems could fill a book, which i could sell and millions for because lord knows everyone like to read about everyone elses suffering.
now to wait for the comments to fill up and see if anyone acctually read this throughaly
Sunday, 30 November 2008
Wednesday, 26 November 2008
Beneath a limen
so i was thinking the other day about zero punctuations fallout 3 review. fallout 3 was made by the oblivion people, so being as i liked oblivion maybe, quite possibly ill like fallout 3. if the only change is fallout 3 has guns. when i aasked my xbox friends about fallout 3 they said fallout 3 was good, and adam wanted to prepose and have the children of fallout 3 the way he was going on about it. also asking me if i was gonna get fallout 3.
so i thought maybe i should get fallout 3 even though ive never p,layed the other ones (yes damn single parent families and there lack of money) id never played the other morrowind titles but loved oblivion. so i tohught why the fuck not, ill get fallout 3.
i like the 3's on this text type, they fall lower then the letters. 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 the other numbers dont 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 no wait, 34579 do but not 1268.
and what the fuck is with the eating and drinking of nuked foods? shouldnt they melt your insides?
by the way adam i also wants some pants but no jamas i prefer long tshirts to sleep in
so i thought maybe i should get fallout 3 even though ive never p,layed the other ones (yes damn single parent families and there lack of money) id never played the other morrowind titles but loved oblivion. so i tohught why the fuck not, ill get fallout 3.
i like the 3's on this text type, they fall lower then the letters. 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 the other numbers dont 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 no wait, 34579 do but not 1268.
and what the fuck is with the eating and drinking of nuked foods? shouldnt they melt your insides?
by the way adam i also wants some pants but no jamas i prefer long tshirts to sleep in
Friday, 21 November 2008
YAY! again, i think... i need more creative titles
I gonna get get Left 4 Dead
then its present time for people cause i cant think of what to get people when im distracted by hordes of zombies.
damn thats a bit selfish.
recently ive been a total bitch havent I, i smell a new years revolution coming along, if i could only read it i'd tell you what it was going to be.
also i got mirror's edge, it's ok even though she's supposed to be able to climb anything and everywere she doesnt, plus disarm combat works when its one at a time which is the first level. after that you fight them in groups of 5 so your pretty much fucked unless you do - slide, crotch kick, crotch punch, right hook, left hook, double punch. plus i think i went blind from all the bloom
then its present time for people cause i cant think of what to get people when im distracted by hordes of zombies.
damn thats a bit selfish.
recently ive been a total bitch havent I, i smell a new years revolution coming along, if i could only read it i'd tell you what it was going to be.
also i got mirror's edge, it's ok even though she's supposed to be able to climb anything and everywere she doesnt, plus disarm combat works when its one at a time which is the first level. after that you fight them in groups of 5 so your pretty much fucked unless you do - slide, crotch kick, crotch punch, right hook, left hook, double punch. plus i think i went blind from all the bloom
Friday, 14 November 2008
left 4 awesome!
damn that game is great
left 4 dead is probably the most funnest game ive, meaning me, myself and i have played this year.
something about the absolute randomness and over runness that fills me up with fluffy butterflies.
and there must be something about it cause since i got back from work today ive been playing left 4 deads demo level over and over again. like i said no 2 levels is the same.
for example when online me and 3 other peoples got fucked sideways when a tank appeared in the hotel room where you start, so after throwing half the building at us, and using up all our healthpacks we had to get to the checkpoint with little health
2nd time the house was empty except for 3 or 4 zombies dotted about the place, nothing till we got outside to the allyway were we attacked by a whole horde of them.
so theres 6 types of zombies
1 normal zombies who are quite gormless until you run up to them and shotgun there face off, then they turn into the zombies from 28 days later, and run, push, smash doors and climb (yea these bastards climb so fuck the higher ground tatic). when a large group attacks aswell just be ready to see anout 50 of the fuckers. also car alarms piss them off.
2: fat bastards a.k.a boomers these fuckers hide around corners and throw up on you causeing zombies to think your some freee meal with extra sauce. you can hear these fattys though before you see them and like every other fat zombie they explode when you pop there bellies
3: chavs a.k.a anarack wearing cunts who jump and pounce on you and procede to claw the shit out of you with there bare hands. when these are on you you need a teammate to give you a helping hand by shooting the chav in the face, then double teaming to keep the fucker down (double teaming optional)
4: lickers or smokers as they are called they hide some 50 feet away from you in the shadows and wait til your pretty much preocupied by other shit to wrap you up in there tongue and pull you towards them. once again your teammates have to save you, but you do get some time to shoot of a few rounds in the direction for a lucky hit. also they blow up into smoke when they die. i guess they had to cause if they called them lickers it would be ripping of the resident evil ones i suppose, but the resident evil ones were more like a whip, plus they had big ass claws.
5: brick shit house or tank. these fuckers stop at nothing to get you, knocking you miles away fromyour team and throwing slabs of pavement at some random zombies. they just kill whatever is in their way.
6: the witch, unfortunatly no nickname for her as shes a wierd little brain eater. when you hear crying its lights off, guns down and walking, walking far away as possible cause this bitch is fucking crazy.
on hard she knocks you down in one hit and expert she just kills you, shes as tough as a tank and faster then one aswell. but she does run off if you shoot her alot or if she kills the thing that pissed her off, she did this to a tank.
all the zombies fight come to think of it
oh well, i know what im getting for christmas
left 4 dead is probably the most funnest game ive, meaning me, myself and i have played this year.
something about the absolute randomness and over runness that fills me up with fluffy butterflies.
and there must be something about it cause since i got back from work today ive been playing left 4 deads demo level over and over again. like i said no 2 levels is the same.
for example when online me and 3 other peoples got fucked sideways when a tank appeared in the hotel room where you start, so after throwing half the building at us, and using up all our healthpacks we had to get to the checkpoint with little health
2nd time the house was empty except for 3 or 4 zombies dotted about the place, nothing till we got outside to the allyway were we attacked by a whole horde of them.
so theres 6 types of zombies
1 normal zombies who are quite gormless until you run up to them and shotgun there face off, then they turn into the zombies from 28 days later, and run, push, smash doors and climb (yea these bastards climb so fuck the higher ground tatic). when a large group attacks aswell just be ready to see anout 50 of the fuckers. also car alarms piss them off.
2: fat bastards a.k.a boomers these fuckers hide around corners and throw up on you causeing zombies to think your some freee meal with extra sauce. you can hear these fattys though before you see them and like every other fat zombie they explode when you pop there bellies
3: chavs a.k.a anarack wearing cunts who jump and pounce on you and procede to claw the shit out of you with there bare hands. when these are on you you need a teammate to give you a helping hand by shooting the chav in the face, then double teaming to keep the fucker down (double teaming optional)
4: lickers or smokers as they are called they hide some 50 feet away from you in the shadows and wait til your pretty much preocupied by other shit to wrap you up in there tongue and pull you towards them. once again your teammates have to save you, but you do get some time to shoot of a few rounds in the direction for a lucky hit. also they blow up into smoke when they die. i guess they had to cause if they called them lickers it would be ripping of the resident evil ones i suppose, but the resident evil ones were more like a whip, plus they had big ass claws.
5: brick shit house or tank. these fuckers stop at nothing to get you, knocking you miles away fromyour team and throwing slabs of pavement at some random zombies. they just kill whatever is in their way.
6: the witch, unfortunatly no nickname for her as shes a wierd little brain eater. when you hear crying its lights off, guns down and walking, walking far away as possible cause this bitch is fucking crazy.
- shoot her she chases you
- get too close - she chases you
- shine your light on her - she chases you
- cause a noise by her - she chases you
- shoot zombies near her - she chases you
- look, and i mean look at her for a bit and she chases you
on hard she knocks you down in one hit and expert she just kills you, shes as tough as a tank and faster then one aswell. but she does run off if you shoot her alot or if she kills the thing that pissed her off, she did this to a tank.
all the zombies fight come to think of it
oh well, i know what im getting for christmas
Sunday, 9 November 2008
blue screen of death
so now ive just had some sort of blue screen of death, with a bunch of instructions ive got to follow or something.
so im typing this incase it buggers up again.
another bloody thing on top of all the other things im pissed off about and no one will ride on a white horse to come rescue me.
and if anyone goes on about the fact they cant ride a bloody horse then fuck you because unfortunatly i seem to be a discriminating bitch lately even though shit like that dont bother me.
yeah im pissed
so im typing this incase it buggers up again.
another bloody thing on top of all the other things im pissed off about and no one will ride on a white horse to come rescue me.
and if anyone goes on about the fact they cant ride a bloody horse then fuck you because unfortunatly i seem to be a discriminating bitch lately even though shit like that dont bother me.
yeah im pissed
Monday, 3 November 2008
So...
So ive just came online to see if i had updated my blog.
yeah think about that for a second
yes this post was pointless
wait wait i got something to put. i played both tomb raider underworld and mirrors edge and lets say this both are gonna need some serious thinking over before i ask santa for them.
the momentem thing fucking up in mirrors edge is still there, plus the controls are a pain in the ass, very awkward. jump and crouch are on the same side shoulder buttons (lb jump and lt crouch or whatever) which is a pain in the ass and hurts your hand somewhat. now that could just be me cause of my wankers cramp as i had to swap the controls to the right side insted of left.
it's main colours is white red black and blue. which although nice and simple, gives off bright bloom.
combat is also a pain as you have towait for the guns to turn red before you can disarm the person trying to shoot you.
oh oh and if you fuck up a jump, you fuck up the level all together as most of these times you have to resatert the level after falling to your death.
Also in terms of what she says at the begining story (done in like cartton style animation) shes a 'Runner' who seems to deliver bombs or something but its never said.
then again this is a demo so the opening might be longer on the main game.
and tomb raider
she looks like some retarded spider now that she's actually got motion capture.
still looks pretty though lots of plants.
meh
and how the fuck can she stick to walls. im not kidding she stciks to walls now with her hands and feet. wtf is she spider woman or something. she jumps and holds herself on a wall then kicks of the wall behind her then kicks off again? wtf. i dont see the girl in mirrors edge doing that.
yeah think about that for a second
yes this post was pointless
wait wait i got something to put. i played both tomb raider underworld and mirrors edge and lets say this both are gonna need some serious thinking over before i ask santa for them.
the momentem thing fucking up in mirrors edge is still there, plus the controls are a pain in the ass, very awkward. jump and crouch are on the same side shoulder buttons (lb jump and lt crouch or whatever) which is a pain in the ass and hurts your hand somewhat. now that could just be me cause of my wankers cramp as i had to swap the controls to the right side insted of left.
it's main colours is white red black and blue. which although nice and simple, gives off bright bloom.
combat is also a pain as you have towait for the guns to turn red before you can disarm the person trying to shoot you.
oh oh and if you fuck up a jump, you fuck up the level all together as most of these times you have to resatert the level after falling to your death.
Also in terms of what she says at the begining story (done in like cartton style animation) shes a 'Runner' who seems to deliver bombs or something but its never said.
then again this is a demo so the opening might be longer on the main game.
and tomb raider
she looks like some retarded spider now that she's actually got motion capture.
still looks pretty though lots of plants.
meh
and how the fuck can she stick to walls. im not kidding she stciks to walls now with her hands and feet. wtf is she spider woman or something. she jumps and holds herself on a wall then kicks of the wall behind her then kicks off again? wtf. i dont see the girl in mirrors edge doing that.
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