left 4 awesome!

damn that game is great
left 4 dead is probably the most funnest game ive, meaning me, myself and i have played this year.

something about the absolute randomness and over runness that fills me up with fluffy butterflies.
and there must be something about it cause since i got back from work today ive been playing left 4 deads demo level over and over again. like i said no 2 levels is the same.

for example when online me and 3 other peoples got fucked sideways when a tank appeared in the hotel room where you start, so after throwing half the building at us, and using up all our healthpacks we had to get to the checkpoint with little health

2nd time the house was empty except for 3 or 4 zombies dotted about the place, nothing till we got outside to the allyway were we attacked by a whole horde of them.

so theres 6 types of zombies
1 normal zombies who are quite gormless until you run up to them and shotgun there face off, then they turn into the zombies from 28 days later, and run, push, smash doors and climb (yea these bastards climb so fuck the higher ground tatic). when a large group attacks aswell just be ready to see anout 50 of the fuckers. also car alarms piss them off.

2: fat bastards a.k.a boomers these fuckers hide around corners and throw up on you causeing zombies to think your some freee meal with extra sauce. you can hear these fattys though before you see them and like every other fat zombie they explode when you pop there bellies

3: chavs a.k.a anarack wearing cunts who jump and pounce on you and procede to claw the shit out of you with there bare hands. when these are on you you need a teammate to give you a helping hand by shooting the chav in the face, then double teaming to keep the fucker down (double teaming optional)

4: lickers or smokers as they are called they hide some 50 feet away from you in the shadows and wait til your pretty much preocupied by other shit to wrap you up in there tongue and pull you towards them. once again your teammates have to save you, but you do get some time to shoot of a few rounds in the direction for a lucky hit. also they blow up into smoke when they die. i guess they had to cause if they called them lickers it would be ripping of the resident evil ones i suppose, but the resident evil ones were more like a whip, plus they had big ass claws.

5: brick shit house or tank. these fuckers stop at nothing to get you, knocking you miles away fromyour team and throwing slabs of pavement at some random zombies. they just kill whatever is in their way.

6: the witch, unfortunatly no nickname for her as shes a wierd little brain eater. when you hear crying its lights off, guns down and walking, walking far away as possible cause this bitch is fucking crazy.

• shoot her she chases you
• get too close - she chases you
• shine your light on her - she chases you
• cause a noise by her - she chases you
• shoot zombies near her - she chases you
• look, and i mean look at her for a bit and she chases you

now that freaked me out cause she was in the train while we were playing no noise or nothing, so while we were watching her trying to figure out how to get past with out disterbing her she looks up, then slowly rises and gives chase.
on hard she knocks you down in one hit and expert she just kills you, shes as tough as a tank and faster then one aswell. but she does run off if you shoot her alot or if she kills the thing that pissed her off, she did this to a tank.

all the zombies fight come to think of it

oh well, i know what im getting for christmas