left 4 dead again

so i bought l4d for pc lol but unfortunatly even at its lowest settings it lags like hell.
now being as the demo ran smoothly i thought hell maybe the proper game will be the same, but no so aside from having no xbox, very slow internet, and a laggy pc game it seems im going to have very little to look forward to this christmas.

one of these days i'll have a hoilday that i'll enjoy with nothing going wrong or fucking up

Seeing Red

it fucking broke didnt it, and now i have to go looking for a bastard brown plain box cause the ups people 'won't take a box in brown paper cause they have to open it'
so my idea of sending the bastard thing back in its original pakageing, convenienly located uinder my bed, wrapped in brown paper, went straight out the window aswell as all my fun chritmas times of killing zombies and looking at lara crofts ass.
yea i said it cause if she ran backwards id be looking at her boobs and how is that anyway better, which would be if you were a straight guy but unfortunatly raccoons took my penis.

unless you can tell im kindof disapointed.


anyway we got the nativity tomorrow, so its dressing the kids in curtains and adding tee towels to there heads, and finding the baby doll with the long hair and wonky eyes

Analysis

lol!

look what i did!

wow so cool, my picture that is, not andy c's office

i wonder if they eat there own shoes?

now to think of some nasty comments to add to the blog

Kareoke

theres something about this connie talbot game that makes me want to double over laughing my fucking ass off.
perhaps it's the fact that it's site has to keep updating it's progress and that these blokes who are making the game dont look very happy with it.
i fell sorry for that poor guy who had to sing, why wasnt andy c singing, i wanted to see andy c sing.
the best thing is the comments cause it just seems like 3 of the people working on the game have wrote them.
i like the last sentance on the latest entry
'I shall be a rival to Connie by Christmas I reckon. LOL……' who the fuck writes lol like that. fullstop then lol, it should be 'I shall be a rival to Connie by Christmas LOL...'
and plus andy c never wrote his blog bit cause all the spelling is correct for example, this extract taken from andrews moan about the new NXE

'go MS well to be totally honest until this is fixed I really bring can’t myself to play it even after messing with my colour se7tings (WTF i can’t use the word se t otherwise wordpress crashes) on my monitor I get no improvement even putting into my other monitor yeild the same problems.'

omg so awesome.

let it be known im gonna keep a watch on this site...