it fucking broke didnt it, and now i have to go looking for a bastard brown plain box cause the ups people 'won't take a box in brown paper cause they have to open it'
so my idea of sending the bastard thing back in its original pakageing, convenienly located uinder my bed, wrapped in brown paper, went straight out the window aswell as all my fun chritmas times of killing zombies and looking at lara crofts ass.
yea i said it cause if she ran backwards id be looking at her boobs and how is that anyway better, which would be if you were a straight guy but unfortunatly raccoons took my penis.
unless you can tell im kindof disapointed.
anyway we got the nativity tomorrow, so its dressing the kids in curtains and adding tee towels to there heads, and finding the baby doll with the long hair and wonky eyes
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