Are they even zombies anymore?

so im playing resident evil 5 and now the 'zombies' or whatever they are now are using machine guns and grenades. i never really took much attantion to the first enemies wielding knives and wrenches but the more you play through it the less like zombies they seem. the ones with no weapons of corse try to bite you with the wierd parasite thing in their mouth but none try to eat you, so doesnt that just get rid of the whole meaning of zombies?

resident evil 4 and 5 just seem completely different games now, lack of puzzles and more action and fucking pointless quicktime events in cutscenes which arnt needed.
there not bad games its just different, like comparing ff7 to ff12. ff12 was awkward baby sitting 2 other characters making sure they didnt use all your elxiiers.

i just looked on the back of re5 box and it says 'fear you can't forget' which is a load or bollocks cause theres no fear in it, unless you count sheva killing a guy on a bridge and him dropping down in front of me scary.

if this is a poor african country why is there gold everywhere, do they not relise how valuble that is?
theres about 30 weapons in this game thet need to be upgraded, and its not cheep. my pistol from the start of the game isnt even upgraded to full yet and ive spent 27000n's on it (yes N's, i cant really see it).

also its obvious they reskined the enemies at the start of the game to appese the honking gooses. why would an indian, a japnese man, and a chinese man be in africa? after the village section they all turn to african tribes men to african soildiers.

thinking too much spoils games.

btw the guy who created resi evil wont play 5 cause he doesnt like it and says resi 6 will have a complete revamp

Jubilations!

Andrew failed his driving test yippee!
And before you think im jealous or something im not, i really couldnt be arsked with driving, i prefer to be driven or catch the bus cause i tend to go mind blank when im in a vehicle plus i get very easily travvel sick which sucks. it's true when i was younger i couldnt even go from halesowen to lye on the bus without a carrier bag and some tissue - ask people about it ESPECIALLY my auntie who left my barbie on the bus and said she would get it back but still hasnt got it yet.

Anyway he could always lie to people and say he passed first time cause you can ONLY passs first time. you cant pass then pass again whats the point. you can fail 9 times then pass frst time. plus you dont learn anything by succeeding all the time, you need to fail at stuff (that andrew never does cause he has a golden stick up his ass). of course this is a £108.00 fail but who cares we gonna get some Cake and beer. see if he'd have passed his test he would have went out to celebrate and get drunk only to crash his car and get points on his new liscence. see i know these things.

also, maybe next time he'll have a better instructor who doesnt take 2 points of your test cause you had to walk for a bit to get to the car.

just a thought again again again, i lost count

so im looking at these seashells moms got in the bathroom to make it look pretty and i pick up this snail shell one and think if hermit crabs have to keep getting into bigger ones as they grow how the hell do they have big shells. cause shells arnt alive, but they are made of bone so how do you get big shells and little shells?
i know they fight over shells and pimp them out with sea anemone, and of course some get eaten, but wouldnt all shells be baby sized?

still its always fun to get kids to sing mary mary quite contrary.


cockle lol

in the buddy club

meh
i finished spyro 100% so now i have actally nothing else to do on the game apart from replay the whole thing with a buddy to get the achievement.
all the collectables, elite enemies, gems, etc. i got it all.
mmmmmmeeeeeeehhhhhh
then i found out you can cheat and still get the achievements. still it was an easy game.
but still i need a fucking 2nd controller to play through the game again and get 90%.

for some reason i feel lonely

trousers

i need some, all i got is black ones and a pair of green ones.

and look at this bullshit, i did it first, and still do all the time, 'cept at work were i'd probly be arrested

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Pants_Day

wtf, stealing bitches.

i feel like eating candle wax

without a paddle

damn when was the last time i blogged?

oh well something intresting to put, being as nothing really has happend.

well anyway something happended but i am not supposed to talk about it.
anyway porn! yes that distracted me. silly andrew distracting me with porn. how the hell is that crap on red tube supposed to get men hard? its not sensual at all or stimuilating, but andrew says its if the girl looks nice. but you never see the girl, you see the guy or guys sexin' her ass.
all i saw was blow jobs and 'virgins', right as if a virgin male or female would lioke there first time taped. PLus rape aswell, not the hentai tentacle stuff which is kind of funny where those tentacles comr from. but who gets raped with pink sofa covers while musics playing suducing there captor lol.
i wonder if a porn star gets raped do they give a crap about it?

plus they got other stuff aswell, like a woman who shit out a can of coke, a dog that jerks himself off, cliffhanger sex and life of jars.
how does this crap turn you on lol, i was laughing my ass off - and it was that funny i didnt put lmao, hee hee yea i know.

but the best part was the over szed mens dicks lol, comparing andrews to them, well andrews is more likely to fit between your teeth. but them are too big its unnatural. i mean how do they walk.
btw there is nothing wrong with andrews dick, its travel size for his convienience.

still can't see how it turns guy on.

plus my boobs are way bigger then those porn girls

Lets ask andrew!

God i hate those 3 words.
or another common phrase is maybe andrew can do it.
you know that is a very annoying when the answer is right in front of some people and they resort to that.
Now last time i checked andrew knows computers not tv's, so how is andrew going to tune a tv when we use a digibox that uses the av chanel?
this tv we've had is bigger then our old one, (side note there was fuck all wrong with our old one, just small but reall who gives a shit about size?) but its not a new one it belonged to someone else.
I say 'whats the point in this tv cause it will only cause mega bollocks fuck ups for us'.
mom says ' Kelvins gonna give it us for the lulz'
billy says ' its bigger cause i dont like small things'
kelvin says ' have this tv so i can get my hhddbbdvdvd tv'
belle says 'woof'
jenny says 'meow'
pepper says, well shes too serious.

so like always i am right but once again i may aswell be shouting at a pony cause the wall has long since packed her fucking bags and left with no contact address.

so after taking the tv off and putting the new old one in the picture is crap, now this is still on av so you cant really do a lot to a already programmed channel because the actual areil is in the digibox thing.
so once again the magic words 'lets ask andrew' pop up, so i say andrew not here, andrew wont know, andrew dont care, andrew too busy, andrew got chicken pox BUT FUCK THAT of course andrew obviously knows all this stuff.

so i plug it in then leave to go watch my pornos, they can figure it out. but after 5 minutes of monster dicks mom calls and down i go to replug in our old tv that worked fine.

moral of the story

fuck andrew

wait wait i got another one

whats that sandvich? kill them all?
GOOD IDEA!

you are a loose cannon sandvich but your a damn good cop!

best taunt ever

sandvich and me gonna beat your ass!

who needs a title

so, ive been looking at my blog waiting for the updates only to realise that its me that has to update it, yup its 'that' kind of stupid.

hang on need toilet.

thats better, i must try that food dye thing one time.

so a new year, it would probably have been more noticable if aliens attacked, then we beat them on new years but they didnt

meh sometimes i scare myself with my own bullshit