without a paddle

damn when was the last time i blogged?

oh well something intresting to put, being as nothing really has happend.

well anyway something happended but i am not supposed to talk about it.
anyway porn! yes that distracted me. silly andrew distracting me with porn. how the hell is that crap on red tube supposed to get men hard? its not sensual at all or stimuilating, but andrew says its if the girl looks nice. but you never see the girl, you see the guy or guys sexin' her ass.
all i saw was blow jobs and 'virgins', right as if a virgin male or female would lioke there first time taped. PLus rape aswell, not the hentai tentacle stuff which is kind of funny where those tentacles comr from. but who gets raped with pink sofa covers while musics playing suducing there captor lol.
i wonder if a porn star gets raped do they give a crap about it?

plus they got other stuff aswell, like a woman who shit out a can of coke, a dog that jerks himself off, cliffhanger sex and life of jars.
how does this crap turn you on lol, i was laughing my ass off - and it was that funny i didnt put lmao, hee hee yea i know.

but the best part was the over szed mens dicks lol, comparing andrews to them, well andrews is more likely to fit between your teeth. but them are too big its unnatural. i mean how do they walk.
btw there is nothing wrong with andrews dick, its travel size for his convienience.

still can't see how it turns guy on.

plus my boobs are way bigger then those porn girls